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Floam commercial (2003)
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"Camera's broken again, sorry. Nothing from my end though, thanks."
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And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad... It’s you
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How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billion years
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“Finally finished my degree, can’t wait to start my career” The world:
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POV: you're already doing 25 over the speed limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty
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Imagine traveling west in the 1800s and discovering land like this that you could just build a house on
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My dog in the middle of the night about to throw up
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social anxiety so bad i wonder if i'm welcome at places i was invited to
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POV: going on LinkedIn
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How it feels to cook in the kitchen with one other person
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starting a new show sucks. who are these people
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trying not to snack after 8pm
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"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"
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Why is this so true 😭
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Me after saying I have to lock in
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When the company didn't increase your paycheck but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary
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