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Don’t really like sharing a space with an able-bodied dog in a stroller. Can’t help but feel implicated in the perversion
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I feel a Pavement phase coming on

ALT spider man marvel GIF

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You’re not supposed to have an opinion on that. You’re not supposed to have an opinion on anything.
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Gave my two weeks at the liquor store and felt nothing. Sorta sad to hand in my downtrodden outsider card.
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Remember this?
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my life probably just feels this way because I haven’t worn my favorite jean jacket all fall
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touching my phone in the 12 seconds between washing my hands and eating
meme dealer
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it’s not really drinking alone if you’re thinking of her
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as far as I can tell there are fewer than 3 extant starflyer 59 memes. guess fans are too busy drinking and or crying and or turning 20
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but that’s excluding me and @tonyhawktruther’s tweet and QT that doesn’t appear in google images so who really knows
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would you be mad if this is how I usually look
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it’s kinda fun to indulge in posting selfies on here until you remember you're always making the same face in the same clothes in the same place
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It’s important to remember the obscure 2002 power pop album you’re hooked on won’t much impress your friends. They’re busy obsessing over an obscure 2002 power pop album of their own.
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Munib & I walked a coupla miles at golden hour, picking up petnat rosé & curry udon. Watched R*yal T*nenbaums together for nth time; sadder’n we recalled. Grabbed 6pack & sm*kes & sat on stoop to gesture laughingly at void & weapons formed against it.
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was a touch hurt/confused by how little excowoomf seemed to care about my patronizing his new biz but was gently warmed by the fleeting idea of writing a(n awful) play abt/inspo’d by him. so we’re all good
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they should rescind any participation trophies you received as a kid if you grow up to have a substack
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somewhat guiltily indulging in a Swervedriver moment
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not really a value judgement but one of those bands you can tell nodded knowingly at each other during rehearsal. like Teenage Fanclub
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total The Charm of 5:30 weather
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