I think she’s a virgin or she used to be.
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My new mantra.
I remember when @matthewhussey said it on the @ElvisDuranShow
And it still rings true.
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Why is it only the people who failed 10th grade biology who say "I've done the research" on vaccines. You don't know what research is. Neither do I. Research is what UC Berkeley virgins do while we were our partying and getting laid. We're not smart enough to do research.
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I couldn’t help but wonder - was it ever about me or was I just a warm body to fill the void for you
If I can’t marry a Stark and be Toni Stark. I could always marry Anthony Mackie. And we could be Tony Mackie and Toni Backe-Mackie. 😂 @AnthonyMackie
Toni Backe retweeted
I imagine the first 5 min of this #jenshah hearing going something like this:
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The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.
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I literally plan my whole week around Challenge night. Greatest show on television.
@ChallengeMTV #TheChallenge
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When someone (usually anti vaxxer or anti maskers or MAGA)says “do your research” , what they usually mean is they’ve searched the internet for hours and hours, until they finally find something that supports what they want to believe.
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It doesn’t matter if I get a bottle of water and a pack of gum or redecorate my entire house, I somehow always end up spending $75 at @Target
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If your boy crush had this haircut you’re fucking hot and deserve a glass of wine and a bubble bath.
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