aspiring male novelist he/him michaelgoldsm@gmail.com
brooklyn, ny
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they really expect me to brush my own teeth my dogβs teeth and both of my kidβs teeth somethingβs gotta give
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iβve been working on some language to help describe the novel iβm working on when people ask me about it and unfortunately the word i most often find myself returning to is βprurientβ
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itβs kind of a shame digger isnβt breaking through more effectively because itβs a funny name for a movie and iβd enjoy seeing more digger jokes in the style of mank
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starting a new job after thirteen years and going back to email subscription inbox zero is going to feel sooooo good
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the top three @danielkolitz features that changed your life
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the nine albums that made me β¦ the nine books iβll never forget β¦ the nine intrusive thoughts and antisocial behaviors that alienate all my peers
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whenever one of my friends publishes a
review or some kind of criticism itβs like hey thatβs allan bloomf
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sent a classically generic βhope youβre wellβ salutation on an email that prompted an author to respond βi was not well but i am worse nowβ
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