We’re doing it.

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Somebody’s nana walked up to the t-shirt kiosk at Queens Place Mall this morning with $40, two Baseball Reference tabs and a god damn vendetta.
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Two weekends, 384 miles and 396 square feet later, we’ve got new porch flooring. A miracle.
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Replying to @C4Wrestling
Happens to the best of ‘em. Look at what they did to the Heirloom in the name of the Lord.
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A natural from the start, clearly. Chase your dreams, even if it feels like it’s “too late”. You never know where it’ll take you. ❤️ Butch ❤️
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Sick, shoutout to the rabbit who decided to have babies in the one part of my yard that I can let my dog run around solo. As if I didn’t have enough on my plate.
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We made it.
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Replying to @moonsaultpress_
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Wrong.
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
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So you’re saying more than half the league’s owners could’ve but chose not to.
MLB owners proposed a $245.3 million salary cap AND a $171.2 million payroll floor starting in 2027, per @JesseRogersESPN
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Time to head upstate and Think Yonkers™.
Inbox: Mayor Mamdani is heading on a week-long vacation starting this Sunday in "upstate New York" (no town specified).
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Come on
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That’s what they used to call us back in high school
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Praise up.

ALT Jonah Tong New York Mets GIF

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Nowhere else I’d rather be on a 45° evening in April.
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Focaccia.
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One more.
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Hardest part of training a new hire has definitely been showing them my long under-maintained configurations for filters and views and looking at their face on the Teams chat like
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Sony has patented the idea of AI-generated podcasts hosted by characters from its games. The idea would see players getting their own bespoke podcasts on their console, telling them what's new, hosted by the characters of the games they've been playing. vgc.news/news/sony-patents-a…
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Just when I thought the YouTube algorithm lost me, they reel me back in and fill the cup of my watch later
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It just keeps getting weirder
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ALT Wah Wah Wah Crying GIF

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' Creator, Dies at 68 variety.com/2026/artisans/pe…
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Christmas Eve dinner for the boy with no tonsils.
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My go go juice is gonna help me win.
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Last solid meal for a week, may as well make a two foot cheesesteak.
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Didn’t even give my ticket rep a chance to breathe in my direction.
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ALT Alpha Dawg GIF by GYMREAPERS

THIS IS A BALLOT FROM AN ACTUAL HALL OF FAME VOTER THIS YEAR
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Nothing beats a brand name you can trust.
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THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
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Did it.
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idk these buttermilk rolls may be my low key favorite Thanksgiving staple.
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Neighbor had to ask what direction you had to face to see the Northern Lights.
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How did these two become the MLB display ornaments at Hallmark?
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Highest praise my wife has ever given me is saying “that tastes incredible” before saying “holy shit it’s hot what the fuck get me som—-” when trying this mango ghost pepper sauce.
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ALT willy wonka and the chocolate factory dancing GIF

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