outlandish thug@michaelhirschbb

*account managed by parents* ambient music* stupid nonsense*

 slam dunk university 😇
instagram.com/michaelhirschf…
Joined January 2017
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i’m on the part of the spectrum that’s just like ballers and playaz and shit
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It’s crazy that eggs and cheese come from the same animal
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Quick question :)
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Instead of asking your boys if they’d smash ask your boys if they’d let you smash
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Btw this fucked hard
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Giving myself body shots
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Spent $45 on TouchTunes skips so I could play Marvin Gaye’s divorce album and Supergirl by XTC 4x in a row (wanted a dope soundtrack at coyote ugly San Antonio while my coworker got body shots)
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Playing in the NFL is equivalent to doing a tour in Iraq to Americans with sub-105 IQs
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Me after 1 beer
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i have just invented pad thai burrito bowls
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i’m telling people this was jesse jackson
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former friend’s birthday !! should i send a rude message about how they’re vapid and hollow or should i ignore this feeling altogether
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outlandish thug@michaelhirschbb
Feb 19
i just found out the streisand effect is not when someone refuses to get plastic surgery that would make them look better because it would affect their profession.
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the vehicles of the last 3 women i went out with (no second dates): 2006 Scion xB 2015 Nissan Murano (front bumper gone) and no joke 2002 PT Cruiser with no mirrors
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i would too, that shit sucks. stranded in space.
Pop Base
@PopBase
Jan 21
Sunita Williams, one of the astronauts that was stranded in Space for 9 months, announces she is retiring from NASA.
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Pleometric
@pleometric
Jan 19
why do i lowkey agree with spongebob here 🙏😭😭
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if you think fiction books can’t help you grow as a person then you are honestly kind of stupid — mf never heard of an allegory
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probably like once a week, I wonder if my ex-girlfriend has killed my plants that she took
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i want a girl who looks like she left the mormon church but was raised by the torah
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