The Girl Who Beat It Twice.
Diary Log 699f…25th September 2026.
Leaving Liverpool.
We were packing up. Liverpool behind us, the road ahead, destination unknown…the way it should be. I was folding clothes into the bag and Gobbolino was sitting in the open suitcase, refusing to move, tuxedo coat against the grey jumpers, white chest and paws planted like a small furry protest. Dave was by the front door, nose to the gap, sniffing the morning, tail going slow and steady.
I had the laptop open on the table with an old article on the screen. I'd been reading it since four in the morning.
Alysa Erwin. Petoskey, Michigan. Fourteen years old when the headaches started. Diagnosed with Grade 3 anaplastic astrocytoma…brain cancer, spread through her brain like ivy. The University of Michigan gave her eighteen to twenty-four months with chemotherapy. One round in, she was so sick her family stopped. They found out about Rick Simpson oil. Hemp oil. Cannabis extract.
Within half an hour of her first dose, she was out of bed, eating, smiling. Her mother said the light came back into her eyes.
By January 2013…the month they'd been told she'd be dead…her MRI showed no cancer. Two years of scans, clear. And then the cancer came back. Different shape this time. Putty instead of spider web, in her ventricles, her brain stem, her spinal fluid. Radiation. The oil again. She gained ten pounds on it. She got off the morphine.
And here's the line that's been sitting in my chest all night. Her mother said: "We can't give it to her in front of them."
They had to hide the medicine from the doctors.
I looked at Gobbolino in the suitcase. He watched me back.
"Think about it, Gob," I said. "A plant. Grows in the ground. Costs nothing to make. Doesn't need a patent. Doesn't need a licence. Doesn't need a shareholder. And there are hundreds of papers on it…real ones, in real journals…showing cannabinoids inhibit tumour growth, induce apoptosis, stop metastasis, sensitise glioblastoma to chemotherapy. The preclinical evidence on brain cancer is some of the strongest in the whole field."
Dave turned his head from the door.
"So why is it Schedule 1? Why is it the one plant you can be arrested for growing in your own garden, while the pharmacy down the road hands out opioids by the box? Why did a mother have to sneak a plant extract into a hospital to keep her dying daughter comfortable?"
I closed the laptop.
"Because you can't patent it, Dave. That's the whole answer. You can't own a seed. You can't charge a subscription for something that grows in soil. There's no business model in a cure that costs the price of a bag of compost. So they made it illegal, told you it was dangerous, and then spent fifty years funding studies into how dangerous it is…and even those studies kept finding it wasn't."
Gobbolino finally stepped out of the suitcase, unimpressed with the whole conversation, and went to sit by Dave.
"And here's what makes you think, doesn't it," I said, zipping the bag. "If they'll demonise something this cheap, this natural, and this studied…what else have they demonised? What else is sitting in a field somewhere, or a forest, or a garden, waiting for someone to remember it exists?"
I picked up the bag and looked at the two of them.
"The road's calling," I said. "Let's go."
The Three Travellers 🐾