Who else plans to type twitter dot com to get to this site until the end of the web

"The news, which was reported Thursday by eJewishPhilanthropy, was greeted with much dismay by Mr. Cohen and anyone who has ever ducked a hail of candies while standing at a sanctuary’s bimah." nytimes.com/2026/09/25/busin…

"Economy Candy, which has sold sweet treats from the Lower East Side since 1937, typically ships about 30 to 50 packages of Sunkist gems every day, including to upward of 50 synagogues around the country." Great requiem for Fruit Gems by @remytumin: nytimes.com/2026/09/25/busin…

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

Exciting prospects to work with one of the greats

Close the bridges

nothing like that first sin after yom kippur

the fly is in the new york times it has declined to comment nytimes.com/2026/09/15/techn…

I'll have a toad in the hole for lunch and a frog in the pond for dessert

My college roommate Dave had zero survival instincts but massive panic response. Back in 2021 when people were freaking out about supply chain shortages, he panicked and ordered a 50-pound industrial sack of dry pinto beans from a restaurant depot website. The sack arrived. Dave had never cooked a bean in his life. He read online that you have to soak them in water overnight, so he dumped the entire 50-pound bag into our communal plastic storage bin, dragged it into the hallway, filled it with water from the shower head, and went to sleep. At around 3:45 AM, we woke up to what sounded like a wet bomb going off. Beans expand when they soak. Dave did not account for bean volume physics. The plastic bin had exploded under the sheer pressure of 50 pounds of hydrated legumes. I walked out into the hall and it was just ankle-deep in cold, slimy, swollen pinto beans stretching from our front door to the kitchen. Dave was standing there in his boxers holding a soup ladle, completely frozen, looking at me like he had just accidentally summoned an ancient deity. The apartment smelled like raw starch until we moved out in May.

Just saw that Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi had a 2nd baby and I am so grateful for the internet

Why solve the secrets of neuroscience when you can train a fly to be a degenerate gambler? nytimes.com/2026/09/15/techn…

Sitting out the "AI might kill us" news cycle. Don't like to worry about things that may kill us. Also sat out microplastics, black plastic spatulas, moderate drinking. Don't want to worry about it, want to be pleasantly surprised when it happens

My 12yo and 10yo daughters are just hanging out after dinner and their showers listening to @AngineDPoitrine, unprompted, before bedtime?

The boys should go to Indonesia and jam with the keyboard virtuoso there

Pingpung

Everyone thinks the place to club in Indonesia is Bali but they get down in Jakarta and Bandung

"I was afraid that if I just said “Prepare to die,” people might think it was an AI billboard. So, I was like, “Hmmm, how do I say this is not an AI billboard, but prepare to die? And I was like, “I guess I just say it.”" sfstandard.com/2026/09/09/sf… via @sfstandard

Would so prefer this to my Kindle