Sybarite, dilettante, Lamb, dinner party doyenne ✨

Brooklyn
sometimes I bake; sometimes I make wobbly furniture
name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Until the EPA declares the room a superfund site 😭😮‍💨
Andrew Garfield arrives to the NYFF premiere of ‘ARTIFICIAL’
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Need Domhnall Gleeson so so so so so sooooooo bad
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Opened my bank account expecting 3 dollars and there was 36
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i let him hit because he had a completed pokédex
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Chucky in Spanish is 😂😂😂
Watching Child’s Play as an adult… Chucky funny AF😂😂😂😂
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How I spent 2022 tbh
*jerking you off* what are we?
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And a large portion of 2023 smh
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Would change nothing considering Wendy stole the playbook from Denny’s tumblr in 2013.
we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017
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Need Kyle Chandler more than air I think.
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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everyone wants to have sex, we lost the art of making out
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Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda
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when’s it gonna be my time when god
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jocktober, locktober….what about rothtober hmm? what’s going on in that 401k?
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yeah (◡‿◡✿)
horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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How it feels after you calm down
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oh!!
First clip of Jonathan Bailey and Ella Purnell recording lines for Audible's audiobook adaptation of ‘DRACULA’.
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