i give myself 40 mins before i rip the wig off and poison ivy has brown hair for the rest of the night
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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going to baseball games alone is fun it’s better than going with someone who’s not as into it as you are or wants to leave before you do or whatever i love doing things alone why are we focused on what other people are doing anyway focus on the game weirdos!!!
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i need a break from this app it doesn’t bother me when people call me a skank but it bothers me far too much when people talk about the food in texas
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if i change who can reply to my tweet why can any dumbass random still quote my tweet make it stop
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“texas doesn’t have good Mexican food” do you hear yourselves do you know anything about anything
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