Kommunistivitsi:
Two communists are talking. One asks the other "If you had two houses, would you give me one?"
"Of course!" the friend answers. "We are comrades! We share!"
"How about if you had two cars? Would you give me one?"
"Of course! Why are you even asking! We are communists!"
"Well, then, how about if you had two chickens?"
The friend thinks for a moment, then answers "no."
"Why not?!" the first man asks, bewildered.
"I actually have two chickens."