Lily Philips, the woman who slept with 1,113 men in 12 hours gets baptized and says she’s ‘Closer to God’. 🤔
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Replying to @kirawontmiss
I’d rather dine with a repentant Lily Philips than dine with Tim Walz

Jan 1, 2026 · 9:46 PM UTC

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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
True. Never thought of it like that.
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Repentant Lily Philips is a fictional character that doesn't exist
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
shes not gonna let you hit
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Um… ok??
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
And who did Jesus dine with?
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
She's not going to sleep with you
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Of course you would. Odds are good you'll get to fuck her.
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
They’re both going to hell.
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
I would agree
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Ok, but what if Tim Walz repented too? That way it’s even. Harder question. I mean dinner with Tampon Tim you can ask him all sorts of weird questions. Repented porn Star gal is just a boring version of her old self and you probably can’t even ask her about stuff
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Dine with a man or a woman? This reply is not the flex you think it is.
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Except she didn’t repent
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Cuz she sucks dick better ?
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Idiot!!🤡
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Replying to @mikebolen @kirawontmiss
Both are cancer
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