8 drinks in.

Just saw a 250 pound woman in a bathing suit, and she was wearing a cover that said “I don’t skinny dip, I chunky dunk”.

Heading out to the Pacific Airshow. Grew up in HB all 1980s, 90s, and 2000s. Never once heard we had a cooling center, and remember maybe two hot summers. No one even had AC. Now it’s 95 in October. Crazy.

St. Simon Jude Fair is jumping tonight! HB

Initial 4 hour impression with Apple Watch Ultra 4: Exponentially better than the first 3. The display. The accuracy. The OS. Buy it. Elite.

The lights around the edge is pretty

You guys. I got the football parlay lock of the week.

Betting the Lakers to win back to back rings.

Fun fact: Today is the last day without a football game until December 2nd. No more taiwanese tennis off days for the degen bettors.

Pete Hegseth: No fatties, no trannıes, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals… just warriors.

I’m actually getting very excited about the SR-71. I’ve seen all the new secret aircraft. They’re 90% the same. It’s like watching a trick Tesla with FSD so everything right, but you still prefer the 60s and 70s V8 sound. This thing gonna bang.

Boeing needs to account for Muslim terrorists in their build quality.

Missed $12k by a number. I’m the worst gambler ever. I’m always mad at what I didn’t make.

Oh boy

“Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my posts)”. Nailed it.

Running QBs sell tickets. Pocket QBs win games.

So you’re telling me that they drop a movie about the SR-71 (Mayday), tease its successor (Maverick), and then NASA casually announces a revival? At what point do you realize nothing is coincidence, and we live in a simulation that always results in the craziest result. Also, 2 weeks from never hearing about Noah’s Ark again.

This place at Tivoli Village was dope. Highly recommend. I use AI to fix color and lighting. The dishes are as seen.