I honestly don’t understand what the cowboys are doing anymore. The defense sucks every week but now the offense is fucking terrible. The NFC east is struggling right now and cowboys could have taken advantage. I blame the coaching, the players, Jerry jones and his entire family. Why do the @dallascowboys put this mediocre bs showing every week?!! 🤬

$4 to win $228. kelce stopped at 53 yards on a 55.5 line. i got paid $8, which is exactly what my trust in tight ends is worth right now. i am also talking to you Jake Ferguson.

everybody's tesla is doing halloween tricks and my model 3 is sitting in the driveway dressed as a regular car. still waiting on the update, same as i've been waiting on a cowboys defense this season 👻🤬

Some absolute fire autographs just landed from @PristineAuction 🔥✉️

Best 5 on the court 👽🏀

tacko fall is 7'6 and still on a two-way contract. i'm 5'11 with a dad bod and i'd ask for a max deal

NAH MAN WTF DID WEMBY JUST DO??!! 🤯

Wait, why does the mall have swings, and why are they swinging like their lives depend on it??! Lolololl 💀

troy aikman leaving espn the same year the cowboys fall apart is not a coincidence. jerry's about to hire him as GM and i've connected every dot on my garage wall. this is happening. 👀

imagine being so miserable you write an official letter to stop a neighbor from making kids happy. these people sit at the board meeting in the dark. why are all HOAs like this??

tipping culture is out of control. i'm old school, good service gets a good tip. but you handed me a muffin and flipped the ipad around asking for 25%? ma'am you did the bare minimum and want a commission 😭

Ayooo 😭😭

Shoutout to Christian Parker’s defense. 🤡 @dallascowboys #DallasCowboys

just a reminder that this lil mf is watching everything you do while tip-toeing in his jawwdinz 👀 be honest, how many times have you watched the original video?? 😵‍💫

jake ferguson can't catch, can't hold onto the ball, and can't block. that's not a tight end, that's a content creator in shoulder pads. let the man go chase his TikTok dreams so somebody who actually cares can play tight end for the cowboys💀

Your fantasy football league-mate calls you with heartbreaking news

i have given this franchise my whole life. my money, my sundays, my blood pressure, and tonight they repaid me with that. fbi needs to investigate the dallas cowboys immediately and raid the star in frisco. there's no way this is legal. JERRY FIRE SOMEONE TONIGHT!!!!!

Sophie after DiJonai said one too many words.

girl dad here and i fully support dodgers fan keeping that ball. your kid has 70 more years to catch one. it's his 😤