Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. That’s right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
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learning to produce music so i can make an edm song that has the “JEEZ i’m goin crazy out there at the lake” line from fargo right before the drop
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(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
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I’m the mayor of Bean City, population: beans.
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#BehindTheTweets - I composed this tweet in a half way state between dreaming and waking.
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At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Klopp’s teeth are fucking insane.
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If I ever get rich I’m just gonna rock up to the dentist and say “Klopp me.”
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my year in a nut shell!
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my wrapped <3
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