what would the anime girl in my pfp do in this situation
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fuck university fuck jobs im just gonna be unemployed and kill myself when im out of money
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I am a strong capable cockatiel.
My flock can count on me, and I can count on my flock.
I deserve a big cage, with lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
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L’américain, le japonais et le drone israelien qui se battent pour savoir qui va pouvoir atteindre les gosses en premier a l’ecole
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Foreplay but it’s the two of us rolling around on the floor beating the shit out of each other. There’s so much blood it’s slippery and messy. We kiss between hits and our spit and blood mix in our mouths. Whoever wins gets to brutally fuck the other.
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Was in the lecture hall with my earbuds in and had to sit there like this and try not to burst into laughter when Spotify auto played this bs
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+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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😂😂😂bro i thought *burrp* t-the girl would do *Prrrt* Fuck...umm..sorry. She would do the furry danc- *BRAAAAPP* Ooo...fuckk...that one was wet, ummm, fuck...s-so yeah, like...i thought she would do the dance but then😂😂😂she gets sh- *BURRPP* Oof....man, that one was foul...
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