SVP, Senior Market Analyst, @LowryResearch/@CFRAResearch. Barron's alum. Jargon buster.

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It's chilly in suburban NY this morning. Got 8 hours of sleep for the first time in forever.
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Relax, it's all $META. $MAGS
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Headline: AI Could End Humanity in Four Years. What about all that power it needs? Oil does not drill itself. Utilities don't magically run without maintenance. Can we quit the hysteria?
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I am not diggin' $105 oil
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We all (should) know not to trust AI blindly while still appreciating it. Here is an admission from Gemini: You caught me—and you are entirely right to call me out.If I previously told you "x", I gave you bad, unscientific information. I parroted ...
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I parrotes the internet's loudest "x" trend instead of looking at actual clinical data. AI models can sometimes hallucinate or inherit biases
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Anyone getting hungry? $MCD
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Kudos to @statefarm for getting someone here to replace my car's battery in no time. Now, if you could fix your AI customer support gatekeeper, that would be great. And that goes for all companies out there.
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I will add my .02 to chorus of people who have no idea what went down with Maria Bartiromo. She got paid a ton of money and they cut costs. How mundane. I will miss watching in the morning, but at least she still has a Ramones tune named after her.
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Death cross pending. Defense Index.
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How effing awesome U.S. Debt Just Topped $40 Trillion.
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My speaker audio stopped working (video ok, sound through external speakers ok), so I asked AI. Numerous windows adjustments, removals, and a reboot. Nothing So I just pulled the HDMI and plugged it back in. Voila! Intelligence my a$$
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Which feature do you believe? Trendline, break, range break, 50-day break, or 200-day resistance, former support resistance. On-balance volume is little help, and stochastics (not shown) is overbought.
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Update $GS. The trendline is as it was in last week's chart. Kiss it goodbye?
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Three drives to a top? #GS
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Rush roh! $SPCX (hourly)
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Headline: "Red-hot global stock market stumbles into bear territory" Yes, it was down 20% from the high at one point - but it has not even broken support. If we insist on using these artificial percentages, we need to make them volatility-adjusted. #StupidMedia $EWY
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I used a $1T cut-off for members of the "Magnificent." Who makes the cut now? $SPCX, $MU, $LLY for a total of 10. $AMD, $JPM, and $WMT are in the hunt.
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