Sarcastic. Sports. Detroit Rock City. SW Michigan. Double bogey golf.

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Repost by Monday, October 12 for a chance to win this signed #FreeComicBookDay issue featuring an exclusive #StrangerThings story! I'll select one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! And be sure to check out the @DarkHorseComics booth at @NY_Comic_Con!
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Why are the grocery prices blurred out?
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You've given us a lot of love for our latest collab with @DGK and we wanna give some love back. We're going to send 10 lucky winners one of the limited edition DGK bottles - available in Fruit Punch, Lime, Mandarin, and Guava. For your chance to win, follow @jarritos, like & repost this, then reply telling us which flavor you want 🔥
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Repost for a chance to win a signed Max Clark baseball!
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All the sudden that Lions win over the Saints doesnt seem all that shabby.
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WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected
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REPOST by Monday, 9/21 for a chance to win this signed 2019 NY Comic-Con exclusive Dr. Martin Brenner #StrangerThings card from Topps! Only 50 of these were released to fans! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! And if you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can bid on a signed 1/1 card inscribed with "Papa" here: ebay.com/itm/206557110610
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Nobody is more happy that the NFL started than the @usopen Now we can all stop bitching about late night tennis, and combine our distain for Chris Collinsworth's announcing/glazing.
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Anyone ever wonder who Mr. Cooper is Hangin' with these days? What a banger of a show... @MARKCURRY
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A little midweek giveaway Enter Below: 🔹 Follow @DetroitPistons 🔹 Repost 🔹 Tag a friend OR 🔹 Use alternate sign up link in bio Rules & Regulations: on.nba.com/4h0A7wD
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I am so upset with @usopen right now. I spent roughly 2,832,917 hours watching tennis over the last couple weeks. Its been great. And you start the match of the tourney after 11PM on a school night? BuT A rEAl fAn wOULd HAve sTaYeD uP tILl 3:33aM. Grow up. I gotta work today.
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Still time to #Win
How about a Labor Day #giveaway for everyone filling out those #FantasyRosters and getting ready for the @NFL season! 1 - Follow Us and Like the post 2 - Repost with who you think will score the 1st TD for the @Lions this year. Good luck! You are playing for this awesome @BoBattleArena Hero Proof #CutBack card signed by me.
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Repost + be following by Monday, September 14 for a chance to win this signed copy of VISION QUEST on VHS! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday! Good luck! And if you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can bid on my last SEALED copy of VISION QUEST on VHS below. I signed it with "Louden Swain!" ebay.com/itm/198625632300
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How about a Labor Day #giveaway for everyone filling out those #FantasyRosters and getting ready for the @NFL season! 1 - Follow Us and Like the post 2 - Repost with who you think will score the 1st TD for the @Lions this year. Good luck! You are playing for this awesome @BoBattleArena Hero Proof #CutBack card signed by me.
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As punishment, Kawhi Leonard shouldnt have to pay for a fine... he should have to stay with the Clippers.
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We were trying to think of a "bet" leading into our FF draft based - 3 person scramble (2 teams). We landed on: playing for 7th round picks. Winning team gets the other teams 7th, and they losing team gets the 8th round. Just enough to keep it interesting. Thoughts?
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I’d simply have Kevin McGonigle hit that shit into the next galaxy
What would you do in this situation?
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I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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Bang up job for marketing teams at @Target & @CallawayGolf
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Has @Wendys considered the @Chik_Fil_A cows are the only one to benefit from this whole beef fiasco? Prob worth looking into. Eat more chicken? I mean... yikes.
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