don’t take my tweets seriously.

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“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept
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Fuck you’re game we don’t want it anymore
Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
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somewhere in london a landlord will put this room for rent
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absolutely perfect weather today
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3 plane crashes and a 4th plane skidding off the runway all in 72 hours is actually crazy af
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He’s 58 what did people expect lmao
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Someone is running around in Canary Wharf throwing acid everywhere wtf
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Nah they actually freed young thug 😭😭😭
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good because ur all nitties for it
The UK is officially banning disposable vapes in efforts to protect children from becoming addicted, The Sun reports. Suppliers will be given a deadline of June 1st, 2025 to get rid of all their stock.
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liam payne death is actually crazy ngl
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Seeing yung filly downfall the best thing ever coz how did he get away with linking a 17 year old when he was 26
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Nah I actually thought that thunder was an airstrike omds 😭😭😭
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we’re living in a simulation coz how is this breaking news
BREAKING: Molly-Mae Hague announces split from Tommy Fury Full story🔗 news.sky.com/story/molly-mae…
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It’s mad how unsafe this country is rn
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The government better give the same sentences to these far right protestors like they did with the 2011 riots
Unfortunate enough to be in Liverpool today. People ramming stores that they believe are owned by minorities. Shouting ‘p*kis get out’ and ‘we want our country back’ #liverpool #Riots
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Imagine looting shoezone out of all places
🚨 NEW: Shoe Zone in Hull town centre has been looted and set on fire
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Extra large fonts and no privacy screen? Yh the husband gotta take the plane down with him lmaooo
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This is killing me 😭😭😭
The Indians are coming 🇬🇧🇮🇳 ❤️❤️
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11pm in Euston wearing a Richard Mille ur asking for it lmao
Appeal for information following violent watch robbery Police were called at 22:47hrs on Sunday, 21 July to reports of a robbery outside St Pancras International Station, in Euston Road, N1. The victim, aged in her 40s, was approached from behind by three men who then pushed her to the ground and forcibly removed her Richard Mille watch, worth about £185,000, in front of her three children
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people are so miserable fr
Chunkz got married and now everyone’s trying to expose his wife.. weird behaviour
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It’s deep man
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