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I am a 97 year old trans lesbian non binary disabled gender fluid Eskimo and I will be voting for the Ghost of Andrew Jackson for the midterms!
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Birds born in cages think flying is a mental illness
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I had an epiphany while meditating; I can't shake it. Sitting in the darkness that lies behind our eyes, it came to me: I realized that just as people's brains begin to hallucinate in complete darkness after a few days, God hallucinated reality into existence the same way
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ModernityHell retweeted
Dan Crenshaw got one eye on grocery prices and the other eye on the wellbeing of Americans
Replying to @DanCrenshawTX
Unlike you, inflation is actually relevant and has two i's
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If you follow the money, you will know who your true masters are and what they intend to do with you.
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99% of shit on this platform is AI generated written bullshit. Don’t lose outsource your humanity to A.I. If you’re not passionate enough to write it yourself then don’t write the shit at all. Stop being a Lazy Fuck And Start writing /Rantover
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Compounded Annual Growth Rate of the “Tokenization / BLT” is 44% YOY backed by *checks notes* BlackRock. I’ve never seen a CAGR this high, thats breakneck growth pace to a surveillance state Follow the money you will see who your true masters & their plans @SimonDixonTwitt
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MAGA influencer posts now a days be like: WOW President Trump just gave us a 50 cent Starbucks gift card and a coupon for a pack of Baloney at your local Dollar General. Winning!!!!
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When modern society kills the old gods, the gods return wearing technological masks. @whatifalthist
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