100% of the people seeing this opening weekend and opening Letterboxd are people who are going to be predisposed to enjoying this. It’s not going to be even close to number 1 for the weekend
Not to be a bummer but it is pretty depressing how much Americans love infotainment docudrama comedy stuff...
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I love that the new UFL franchise is hosting their name unveiling party in the middle of a patriots game.
Such an unforced error.
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University of Georgia football players gonna commit vehicular crimes that we’ve never even seen before.
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not that any of this shit matters anymore but if you're firing someone in less than a week, all that means is you did a bad job at hiring
thats a sentence that should be directly stated to the president by a reporter as well as the next press secretary.
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The movie studio that put Morbius in theaters for a second run because of twitter jokes want you to know that they are still very good at making decisions.
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028.
Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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I'm going to open a lesbian bar and just directly advertise that it's unsafe. Everyone with self-diagnosed ADHD should know right off the bat what they're getting into.
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It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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wow even his teammate thinks so? what about his mom? did anyone ask her?
It’s not a question of whether or not George Kittle is a Hall of Famer.
It’s a question of whether or not George Kittle ends up as the greatest tight end of all time.
(Trent Williams agrees with this and he knows more about football than you)
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I wonder if he plays any Mindy McCready in his DJ sets?
Roger Clemens is on the cover of this week’s Globe Magazine.
Shunned by the Hall of Fame, Clemens — a grandpa, DJ, and philanthropist — is seeking a new chapter at 64. Read the story here: trib.al/jt2D12k
ALT Portrait of Roger Clemens on the cover of Globe Magazine. Text on the card reads: “Shunned by the Hall of Fame, Roger Clemens — grandpa, DJ, philanthropist — is seeking a new chapter at 64.”
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Could I, a 6'9 260 lb able-bodied man, beat this team's nickname in a fight?
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Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
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It’s kind of funny how the right completely gave up on trying to drag dr fauci before congress because the public reaction to that crusade was “why are you wasting our money on this shit”
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They never stopped playing it. They finished a tour and had a few years off due the timing of a break and COVID. When they started playing shows again, they still played the song and basically never skipped it since.
Politics aside, Hayley Williams was once bullied into cutting her most famous song from live shows, just because it included the word "whore". There is nothing less rock and roll than that.
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kelly clarkson and i have something in common in that we’ve both gotten frustrated when trying to buy molly
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