CONS: they're absolutely hideous PROS: nobody will try to steal it from you in London when you're at @SolanaEvents Breakpoint

May 12, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

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Replying to @moonpay
I don't care I still want a purple one.
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for you, we'll make it happen
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It’s all about how you accessorize it.
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fashion
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Great tweet. Really really great
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wasn’t sure until you replied with this validation thank you so much, Nicholas
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😭😭😭😭😭🤣
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They dropped the ball hard on this one. 😭
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Pulling up to Breakpoint like disss
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👀
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Another PRO: you can dress up like this so it fits
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True
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if you keep making these jokes we're going to revoke your access to the London HQ
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that's a huge pro
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Imma gift these out
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🤣🤣🤣
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Oi give me that AP bruv
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lol
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Don’t forget your stab vest!!!!
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ok i didn't realize you were a based realist
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Ugly enough to be security tech
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You can mock but you can’t even give one away to anyone in the yookay. Play stupid games can’t even give away stupid prizes 😭
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we got played
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Ts so funny
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Cons: Pros: They are absolutely insanely gorgeous.
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market optimism
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whose child made this design?
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Lol two different people
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the self-deprecating Swatch x AP collab takedown is funny, calling out your own promo item as hideous is rare branding honesty
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I still want a couple 😂
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The New Pocket Watch - revamped
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