#ROTE: “If there must be another my fate is twined around, I am glad it is you.” ✮ books & movies

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no batcave being down is genuinely so upsetting to me inshallah it's back up soon before i commit
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batcave..... batcave listen to me this is not you please come back to me.....
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oh I know will herondale is watching the modern blackthorns and rolling in his grave LMAOOOOOO. working on breaking the parabatai curse & being in throuples they got everything that man dreamed off frfr
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"jace and his hot gf" "guy pressing a knife at my throat.. beautiful" "oh yeah blackthorns...weirdly attractive family" "can i preface this by saying that the british blonde ghost is SMOKING"
Kit herondale is so funny man. everytime he meets a new person he HAS TO mention they're attractive or hot or beautiful hes so real
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Kit herondale is so funny man. everytime he meets a new person he HAS TO mention they're attractive or hot or beautiful hes so real
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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university isn't even about the degree anymore; it's a test to see how much misery you can handle.
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ZARA DEARBORN KILLYOURSELF
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Cassandra clare and her fucking shock factors. like why did it have to be jon of all the annoying cop shadowhunters. IM SO ANNOYED IM SOOOOOO MAD OHKYHOD
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no like im actually angry overthis oml. first George and now jon. What's next is she taking out marisol and the simon special. since shes taking out all the people he likes one by one. UGHHHHHHHH CASSANDRA CLARE WHEN I CATCH YOUUUUU. i was so happy when Jon appeared JDVDWJWBEKWKW
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kit making an x-men reference😭 man i love him
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I feel about perfect Diego the same way i felt about Jordan.....which is nothing at all
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oh julian
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grandma told me "You had such nice hair until you made it look this way yourself" (verbatim)
Egyptian moms will crucify you if you have curly hair
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محدش منهم اتكلم عن الأثر المصرية المسروقة ولا حد زعل على بغداد وآثارها اللي اتدمرت ولا حد قال زعل ان برج ايفل حديده مسروق من الجزائر ولا حد فكر في تراث شمال افريقيا اللي أتدمر تحت أيد الفرنسيين نفسهم والإيطاليين والإنجليز بس تراث الرجل الأبيض يزعلوا لا ويعيطوا عليه كمان
الحين ليش في عرب زعلانين على المباني الي انحرقت بفرنسا
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lady midnight DONE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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what if i break your heart and date your brother but it is all to save you from a terrible horrible no good fate
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mark blackthorn you wound me so
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Malcolm fade named himself THE GUARDIAN unironically??? lame ass name bro no wonder you failed to raise your loved one from the dead for 200 years
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are they trying to climb into eachother's bones
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