Moroboco
@moroboco

Optimizing the future. Retroactively.

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Joined June 2024
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Moroboco
@moroboco
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Moroboco contains multitudes, but mostly jokes about building software. Which often doesn’t involve computers. Startups. AI. SaaS. Enterprise tech. Bad architecture. Good intentions. Posts here. Videos elsewhere. Eventually, everything becomes a process.
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Production is identical to staging. Except for the data. And the traffic. And the configuration. And several things we’re still discovering.
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Has anyone else renamed their default branch v2_final_usethis for the retro vibes?
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Spent too long worrying about what people would think of the video. YouTube has currently shown the thumbnail to 0 people. Premature optimization remains one of my core competencies.
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In case anyone would like to personally ruin this statistic: piped.video/qrmj2GIjPzc?si=9iUJ…

Your MVP Isn't Slow, It's Doomed by Design

8 months, 17 stakeholders, zero customers: how a simple MVP died by...

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Anyway, now it feels like everything posted to X is going viral by comparison.
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We’re agile. Requirements can change at any time. Deadlines cannot.
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At what company size does “just ask Dave” stop being a valid business process? And what do you replace Dave with? Wrong answers encouraged. Correct answers also probably wrong.
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We moved to the cloud for scalability. The invoice scales beautifully.
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We requested Dark Mode. Due to a misunderstanding, the team delivered After Dark Mode. Following several unplanned enhancements, this evolved into Dark Web Mode.
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The rollback was successful. We’re still determining why Marketing has asked for the feature back.
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AI won’t replace you. Someone who knows how to use AI won’t replace you either. We have a hiring freeze.
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Startup founders: What surprised you most the first time you tried to sell to a large enterprise? Procurement? Security review? Legal? Vendor onboarding? Or discovering the person who wants your product can’t actually buy it?
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We have a three-year technology strategy. Year one is figuring out what we bought last year.
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We’ve eliminated uncertainty from the project plan. All dates are now mandatory.
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Your biggest prospect just asked for: SSO SOC 2 A security questionnaire A DPA Custom invoicing Net 90 terms Which one are you pretending you already know how to do?
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We’ve streamlined the approval process. There are now only three approvals. Each approval requires the other two approvals.
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With all the excitement around Opus 5.5, Moroboco Systems decided to evaluate its potential for enterprise video production. We regret to report that it works.
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“We need a single source of truth.” Great. Which one?
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The best enterprise systems are built on three things: People. Process. A spreadsheet nobody is allowed to delete.
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