as someone who has never had a driverβs license I love my dang little scooter so much, and I gotta brag.. getting 80-100 miles outta $3 of gas is not bad either
messaging my favorite bar asking if theyβll let me play Over The Garden Wall in their backyard within the next 10 days during one of the busiest seasons π€
please make sure I remember that just because I have money coming from a new job, it doesnβt mean I can spend it like I already have it and like I donβt owe two or three months of bills
messaging my favorite bar asking if theyβll let me play Over The Garden Wall in their backyard within the next 10 days during one of the busiest seasons π€
this person is SO fascinating to me. theyre such a great example of the social construct of gender and gender performance. I feel like that can be a difficult concept to explain but I could show their videos to someone who doesnβt understand it and theyβd be like βOH!β right away
Iβve been asked by a handful of people to write a zine about this, I probably should. DONT PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS. you have an entire year before they affect your credit score! you do need to talk to them, but use that year to tell them no. watch what happens.
got an $8 beer and shot deal but the bar had a $10 minimum. bartender asks if I want to get something else to meet it, I tell him nah Iβll just pay it, and he says β..you could drink half of that shot and Iβll refill it, weβll call that $2.β incredible stuff.
dating me when you donβt want to read articles is like going to the carnival and refusing to do any rides. youβre not even getting the full experience why bother
accidentally sat behind a man at a bar who is explaining what borderline personality disorder is (a woman disease, crazy bitches, etc) to his other guy friends, so now Iβm unfortunately stuck here for the next hour to eavesdrop on every part of this.
holy shit all of my targeted ads have always been βhello youre poor so you wonβt buy things. we see you have this mental illness, can we experiment on you for money?β and can be pretty predatory at times, but I have never seen something this crazy. βholy shit what the fuckβ crazy
not advertising compensation, wanting to open your skull and attach an experimental device to your BRAIN that will electronically shock it occasionally, thatβs fucking WILD
I want to contact amtr*k to be like βhey I paid a lot for tickets and my 3hr 45min trip took 7 hours because you killed a person with your train so can I have some money backβ but also that feels pretty uhhhh insensitive and not cool
no one will see this anymore but many people asked for the update: my original 4 tickets were supposed to be $80 all together but ended up being $171, and they will be giving me a $100 voucher. I deem this to be suitable.
on my last day at the ocean I always stay up and sneak out to the shore to watch the meteors on an empty beach with the waves running over my legs. Iβve been doing it since I was a kid. my family doesnβt question it anymore. when I vanish at night they know exactly where I am.