why the fuck am i always a top sell signal????
it literally doesn't matter how i decide to buy or bet on something
it could be fucking Warren Buffett himself whispering the trade into my ear, but the second i put even $1 in nanana finito la commedia
i could buy fucking gold or oil and tomorrow they'd announce they found an infinite supply somewhere in Alaska and this shit would become worthless
i could bet that we won't discover aliens in our lifetime and the next fucking morning there'd be pictures of Trump chilling with three green mfers at the White House
someone needs to start inversing me immediately, this is basically free alpha