Lanyard hater. Sparks lover. Yet to watch Adolescence.
London, England
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People are horrible about Jeremy Kyle but they haven't even met him. I have.
He was horrible.
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Two people in this train have just discovered they live in the same town and exclaimed WHAT A SMALL WORLD!
(The train stops on said town.)
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A client just sent me some feedback on copy I completed, and was paid for, back in the spring.
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“We will be coming through the carriages to check you have the correct ticket and have stored your luggage correctly.”
Gee, this new train company is a joy to travel with.
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Travelling on a new trainline today where the overheads are so teeny you’d struggle to fit a sandwich up there.
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They’re called @LumoTravel and the train coach is also as hot as an oven. What a joy!
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Hello from the worst station in London where there are posters telling us about their new seating. Which doesn’t seem to exist in real life.
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Traitors question: if a faithful catches a traitor in the act of trying to kill in plain sight (say writing a note/swapping drinks) does that change anything? (Obv the traitor will be out that night but does the murder still count?)
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"It doesn't come up on the doorstep." Every single political person in the UK loves to say this, including the Brighton-dwelling Green barista currently on Radio 4.
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RNLI having a major donation appeal at London Bridge. Tens of people in yellow waterproofs shaking the tin, one said they’d been very busy all day. YAY! 🙌
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There’s a glamorous young woman on this train sitting with her grandmother (who is just as glam) and they’ve linked arms and are laughing together.
It’s so lovely to see. 😢
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