Dan 😨☝️ (@msmaltodextrin) | nitter

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Gay guy goes to the zoo and talks shit to a sheep #mybad

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Need to get bigger arms now I feel

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Nov 7

Stop that train is terrible ❤️

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Nov 7

Yes I’m a bear and I’m a nerd #classic

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Nov 6

A decision was made this fat boy Friday

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Nov 6

They didn’t have them so I have to buy resale, no pole today

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Nov 6

If they have Pokémon cards at the store I’ll post pole

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Nov 6

If they have Pokémon cards at the store I’ll post pole

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Nov 6

Need to get Pokémon cards tomorrow or I die :/

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Nov 5

Me asking myself “do you come here often?” while being in my bathroom in my apartment

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Nov 5

This election revealed that a lot of my oomfs are hung #greatful

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Nov 5

Me and my team did win one round!!

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Nov 4

Woke Wednesday dump!

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Nov 3

Y’all better have your votes in on this tummy Tuesday

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Dan 😨☝️@msmaltodextrin

Nov 3

Picking up my prep on Election Day #earlyvoter #GoVote !!!!!

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Dan 😨☝️@msmaltodextrin

Nov 3

Finally home from Jersey! Goodnight bears and everyone else!

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Nov 3

I’m employed !! (Art history)

Barefoot Student

@BarefootStudent

Oct 31

Majors with the highest unemployment rates, per New York Fed. 1. Anthropology: 7.9% 2. Computer Engineering: 7.8% 3. Fine Arts: 7.7% 4. Computer Science: 7% 5. Performing Arts: 7% 6. Architecture: 6.8% 7. Art History: 6.7% 8. Early Childhood Education: 6.6% 9. Physics: 6.6% 10. Environmental Studies: 6.3%

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Dan 😨☝️ retweeted

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

@NYCMayor

Nov 3

Vice President JD Vance

@VP

Nov 2

We got your back, New York!

Community note

Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str

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Dan 😨☝️@msmaltodextrin

Nov 3

So the next train is in 40 mins! Everyone ask me a fun and silly question

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Nov 3

Is opening scruff in a church a sin or no?

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Nov 2

In New Jersey, it feels like a foreign land

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