Bpharm. Opinions are my own

Nairobi, KEN
Mine in the last 7 days but I aint paying for this blue thing again though its tempting😂
Leo nimekuwa nikitweet tweets hazifiki 1k impressions even 500 impressions imekua ngumu mamae😭🤣🤣 #needmysparkback
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They are planning a lockdown in November, let Duale and Murkomen be warned we will not comply!!!! Unless they bring food to our doorstep, you cannot bring a disease because you are greedy and expect us to comply so that you can control us, wajinga waliisha Kenya!!
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My brother's school, watoto wanaongea kikuyu all through🤣that maths teacher is adressing my brother in Kikuyu na yeye mtoto wetu anamjibu na kikuyu😭hii ni shule gani sasa
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The results can tell that she isn't from South Africa.
The results are here…..!!!!!!
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Hii Dish ikitokea kwa Afrocinema ulikuwa unajua kuna ogaa ataenda sayuni juu ya kukula sumu😂
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Mwenye nilikuwa nastalk huko Ig amepost mtu wake leo😭 wacha hata niunstall hiyo app
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Did you know that Glucose is the only commodity in Kenyan shelves whose prices have remained relatively the same over the years. This is meant for people like you, lamba glucose tuendelee na safari
I'm deleting my account , I understand how hard this will be for you guys, but I’m sorry I have to . It's high time I gave my all to my man because he is all that matters to me and I live for him. I hope you all respect my decision and make this easy for me . I love y'all❤️
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Mahali watu wanareason na emotions usijaribu kuapply logic,,we tulia ipite tu😂
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Wanjiru or Kajuju is a young girl and a retired bully. She is fun to engage, has beatiful face and pixxies on her chest. She mixes real-talk Swahili posts about everyday struggles with light political/agriculture takes. Humorous, shameless, and unfiltered. Y'all should follow her
Replying to @muriaso
Tell them about me
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Then in the evening they enter an overloaded matatu with 22 passengers instead of 14 as designed. But yes, let us stop public gatherings, handshakes and hugs
Ebola: Kenyans urged to stop public gatherings, handshakes and hugs
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It is no longer jokes😂😂😭
Kenyans have a song for every situation like this dance ya mazombie😂😂
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If the ministries of Transport and Interior were serious, we would be seeing crackdowns on overloaded matatus to prevent potential spread of Ebola since the virus is transmitted through contact. The reluctance may be because we are being played
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South Africans behaving like adults who were not loved at home while they were kids. 😭😭Guys, you can heal from the trauma. Go for therapy. We are sorry for your trauma
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We ain't getting balloons no more? Damn😂 Well Happy birthday to meeeeee.🥳🎂
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When they catch you drink water from a water bottle in Nigeria
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I hear the delayed announcement is to allow Ruto to commission the Raila Odinga Mausoleum on Kang'o ka Jaramogi. All eyes in Bondo to see whether the suspect will show up.
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Akuna tension kama kueka bizz first day then waiting for the first customer
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Naona mmenifikisha 180 followers🤭 shukran sana
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Babysitting this government has been the hardest job , we try take a break, we have to keep on shouting out hakuna Ebola, time to get a kindergarten teacher to take care of this grownup babies
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You see this thing called God's grace, personally imeniweka hii taon than my know how.
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