mutablejoseph@gmail.com

Washington, DC
Not happy with @Toyota, I am coming for you
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Toyota playing me like a dildo with strings
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you can't even have it fitted as an extra because it would require "replacing the entire electrical system" which I mean, no it fucking doesn't unless you're rubbish at making cars
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hey everyone I'm trying to use the @Uber help system who wants to play with me
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I am available for hire at @Uber I have 40mins experience at making web pages work from reading the internet I should fit in
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mutable joe retweeted
“People on these games never come back”. All new trailer for #RunningManMovie, cinema fans! Only in theatres November 14th! 🍿 🎥
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mutable joe retweeted
I really thought communism was the answer to all of society’s problems until I tried to run a community garden.
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