the only force of nature that they call by name | @testifybyelijah

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Replying to @muttreloaded
Ouuu u wanna follow my other account so baddddd
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I hope you can help me. I’m going through an extremely difficult time right now. Imagine your own child asking you for food, while you’re unable to do anything for them. If you’re unable to donate, please consider sharing my pinned post so it can reach someone who may be able to help. I’m sorry if I’m bothering you, and thank you for taking the time to read this. 🙏🤍
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#mosthated on Twitter cuz I said I’d kill sandwich in FMK……
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Ayo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @muttreloaded
Me and Jersey Mike boutta take you out back like ole yeller
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Ong
never thought the love of my life would be a gemini… geminis up like crazy rn
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And ngl #watchthisspace because I have something to say about an individual on this app.
Sexual predators will be revealed over the next few months because of the retrogrades
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Coming very soon I’m on your ass
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He tore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Omg
lowkey think my love for twinks started here
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Patience said post these
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2 Anthony bourdain shows and no abbot elementary?
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Everybody can be mad if they want to. Fuck soup marry salad kill sandwich
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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RT @ThatsSoSiren: Also, I hate to tell you this… but if you want to succeed in your career you can’t raw dog your ADHD. t.co/rJAs8U…
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If u said no to this you’re weird to me #ngl
lowkey weird question but #women do yall be complimenting men ur talking to?
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Met a friend while blessing my herbs @ the creek the other day
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Libras are actually very virginal a lot of the time
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Andrew rannells ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ whizzer 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Have been informed that much of this was improvised. I NEED to know EXACTLY which lines.
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Mathew gray gubler walked right past me in Vegas once and I had not a clue who he was
what am i supposed to do with this information
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i choke studs during sex too who strap is this little birl
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It’s great until yall trying to leave the house and have to go back in 3 times because you both forgot something
Dating somebody with ADHD who understands ADHD and won’t take offense to its symptoms. Me and my woman be talking over each other sometimes and nobody ever gets offended, 1 of us usually just pauses and lets the other finish.
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Main argument for placidus for me lmaoooo. Never had a cordial breakup in my life and placidus puts my 8h mars in 7h
Another mars influenced 7th house thing is the fact that most types of relationships end with the other person mad at you. Cordial in any relationship dynamic is rare
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Replying to @aabbyn_
guys are genuinely talking to babes that don’t compliment them
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