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Side lower berth today, on a train along the Western Ghats 🌴
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Moon looked lovely today. Ofc my camera couldn't do justice to its beauty.
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A mere 5% of his voters in UP & MH sat in their homes on voting day in 2024 and brought him from 303 to 240. One thing Indians hate the most is arrogance. Keep up with this attitude and 240 will become 180 next. "you all don't matter that much" it seems.
Voters don't matter because Chatua knows his father does vote chori.
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I owe you an apology, Mohan Bhagwat ji. I wasn't really familiar with your game.
Maturity is realising that RSS is now destroying and exposing BJP.
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We need a 100% tax on NRIs commenting on Indian policies.
If India wants to become a truly competitive nation, it should consider a 55% inheritance tax. Opportunity should come from what you build-not simply from what you inherit.
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South Bengaluru folks discovering real Bharat after stepping out of Indiranagar for the first time 😭🥀
Tejasvi Surya's Wife Recounts "Traumatic" Train Journey , Says People Do Not Respect Public Spaces ndtv.com/india-news/tejasvi-…
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Unfortunately for you, Lucknow is not a village. As per JioPolitical experts, every village in double engine state gets 24x7 bijli-pani in Amritkaal.
There is no electricity in my area (Lucknow) from past 16 hours. Yeh hai vikaas! @UPGovt
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If he's wearing saffron, it means he wants to distract you from some blunder or there's an election around 🪷 If he's wearing green, it means he wants to present himself as inclusive to Americans ☮️ If he's wearing blue, it means he is going to take some "tough decisions" to "reform" Bharat 🫡💙
Nice PR to hide your one more failure cutie 😚
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This is a positive development because I trust ChatGPT's logic, reasoning and ability to make judgements more than a lower court milord's.
BANGALORE DISTRICT COURT POSTED THE CHATGPT PROMPT IN THEIR JUDGMENT 😭😭 SON😭😭😭 indiankanoon.org/doc/1955248…
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Just like lazer eyes, james bond, chanakya and rest of the group, Piyush is a very good parent, and wants the best for his kids, unlike andhbhakt boomers who are willing to sacrifice their sons for GobiJi #dadgoals
hey Piyush then why did your children, Dhruv and Radhika Goyal, both graduate from Harvard University in the United States ? 😂
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I hope there is enough water for all E20 sugarcane farms and American data centres as that is more important for atmanirbhar economy.
STORY | Maharashtra Govt declares 265 of 358 talukas drought-affected Maharashtra Government on Saturday declared 265 of the 358 talukas in the state as drought-affected, an official notification said. READ: ptinews.com/story/national/m…
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Their political past was UC voting for them to make Abdool tight. They are betting on a political future where everyone else votes for them to make UC tight.
All this crying of UCs is useless if they continue to vote BJP. You can cry a river but BJP will only kick you more. So if you can't vote it out even in local elections then stop this drama. It looks so embarassing.
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BhajiPav politicians may be bad at governance but they are generally very good at parenting. That is why their children usually tend to be better people and seldom support the harmful ideology of their parents, unless they plan to enter politics as well.
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The truck driver does not practice environmentalism. He is a follower of "environmental-tva" ideology.
Plant more trees
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This is freebies, revdi culture which will harm the progress of our nation. When ModiJi comes to UP and promises 500 units of free electricty, that will be economic welfare which will empower millions of poor people.
🚨 Akhilesh Yadav promises 300 units of free electricity if Samajwadi Party comes to power in 2027. Also, Women will receive an annual pension of ₹40,000. 🤡🤦‍♂️
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Imagine going back to 2013 and showing Honey Singh this clip.
At least respect your deity; do not turn your back on him. But as India has become more debauched, whatever superficial civic sense it had is gone.
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“Bhajan clubbing” is for those who don’t have enough faith to sing bhajans the traditional way, but have had enough religious upbringing to feel guilty about ordinary clubbing. The perfect entertainment choice for people who are “neither here nor there.”
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This is why US election results are more important for us than our own elections. A few swing voters in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin decide what policy decision is taken by the ACYPL alumnus.
Yeh naya hindustaan hai yeh kewal USA ki sunega
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Govt is closing public parks by evening in delhi, LSR classes have gone online due to women safety concerns and look at our leader ragebaiting on X 😭
Bhajan Clubbing in Delhi. Spectacular!
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Based tbh. She won by promising to change name of her place from Alinagar to Sitanagar and should only focus on that. People get what they vote for!
Bihar MLA Maithili Thakur is on tour for her first performance in the Netherlands amid the Bihar floods: Report
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There would be atleast ten thousand boomers in Bharat who would unironically believe this if it came to them as a whatsapp forward.
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