Biker, single dad, here for sh1ts and giggles and to escape reality
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Does anyone want to guess,which dog dragged me to the club, made loads of friends and hoovered up all the spilled food from the floor from a 60th birthday party and is now asleep in front of my/granddad's chair 🤔🤣🤣
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I know you lot tell me a lot, but someone said this to me tonight and it got me 🥺 thank you Ellie 💜
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Day 3 of , dads been at the pub so I'm gunna badger him for supper cos he's not bought any biscuits,AGAIN🙄
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Evening @Bibbyscoaches , mum's only just got back off holiday, and has shown up with this tonight 🙄🤣🤣 I have recommended the dolomite trip 😉👍
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I forgot to mention that Lorenzo got some @GIrwinRacing stickers when he bought his t-shirt @CadwellPark the other week 😁
He might of also got some @RnGRacing stickers too 😜
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To the poor @FedEx driver that had to lug this hefty tow bar from the van, up the drive, squeeze between the house and garage, move a wheelie bin and open the dodgy gate to hide it round the back of the house, and also closed the gate properly so dog doesn't escape, I thank you
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Guess which nobhead has been scooching about in shit , so had a hosepipe shower int back garden this afternoon, and then for her 2nd ever time upstairs has had a shower , and now my house now smells of fox shit and wet dog 😡😡😡
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Good afternoon @ProBikeUK @OptimateUK , I'm considering buying a caravan 😬 and was wondering if you'd have a trickle charger that would be able to look after the leisure battery 🤔
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