nemiphil
@nemiphil

#1 Genius on the internet. Expert. The best wit. Disinformation expert extraordinaire

 America, baby.
Joined December 2023
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So this is where the witty people play?
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Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmi
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The Cornell 7's key mistake is inviting the girl. If they had just had sex with each other, we'd have no idea who these faggots are.
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No one cares about George RR Martin's books anymore including himself
Moots@Mootslol
Oct 2
What 15 years of no Winds of Winter does to a fandom
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The Howling Heresy
Dr Pulpo@PulpoNewman
Sep 30
Incredible
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Unless those boys are bi it wasn't an orgy it was a train or a gangbang
Gas Station 2@Chopped_Twink
Sep 30
The Cornell 7 should be in prison for only being able to get 1 chopped ginger for the orgy. Total sausage fest.
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A lot of feminist rage comes from suppressing the fact that sometimes you just want to be sexually objectified not intellectually validated
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Rise and kill first
California Post
@californiapost
Sep 29
Trans NYT exec threatened to kill wife, scared their kids with chilling book before his in-laws shot him dead: docs trib.al/3BBWgnq
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The Jews might be winning after all
C14 News | EN
@c14english
Sep 28
Sydney Sweeney is considering converting to Judaism as her relationship with her Jewish boyfriend Scooter Braun grows more serious. The two have been dating for nearly two years despite a roughly 16-year age gap. Speculation about a possible conversion began after Sweeney was spotted attending Rosh Hashanah services at a synagogue, and the couple celebrated the holiday together, according to DeuxMoi.
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"Now demoralize them by making her convert to Judaism."
C14 News | EN
@c14english
Sep 28
Sydney Sweeney is considering converting to Judaism as her relationship with her Jewish boyfriend Scooter Braun grows more serious. The two have been dating for nearly two years despite a roughly 16-year age gap. Speculation about a possible conversion began after Sweeney was spotted attending Rosh Hashanah services at a synagogue, and the couple celebrated the holiday together, according to DeuxMoi.
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Its called Big Dick Energy and its nonpartisan
Yvette Carnell 🇺🇸
@BreakingBrown
Sep 28
White women have only voted for the Democratic Party’s presidential candidate two times since 1952—LBJ & Bill Clinton. Go study them.
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TonyDaDome
@TonyDaDome
Sep 26
Andre 3000 didn’t make those OutKast albums alone. Casual fans don’t understand the GREATNESS of Big Boi.👑
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You filthy wretches
Pop Base
@PopBase
Sep 25
Over 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV vote for The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century for the New York Times. The Top 10 Best TV Shows: 1. Breaking Bad 2. The Wire 3. Mad Men 4. Succession 5. Fleabag 6. Game of Thrones 7. Veep 8. 30 Rock 9. Curb Your Enthusiasm 10. Atlanta (nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
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emir@emirsopranoo
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ْ@tronzyjr
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I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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MobstersDaily
@MobstersDaily
Sep 24
Shah of Iran arrives at the UN. (2026)
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Shagun 💰
@shaguncrypto
Sep 23
Millennials really got the full experience: Y2K 9/11 Two recessions A pandemic Record inflation Housing becoming unaffordable Now a possible AI apocalypse All before 45.
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Take a bow Howard Stern
I,Hypocrite
@lporiginalg
Sep 23
Whoever invented the "niggers trying to read" meta is a genius.
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Wtf happened to Breyers ice cream. It tastes like soap
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That Black lady crying out because of the destroyed watermelon is pure racism. I condemn it
Nina Wysocka
@realninawysocka
Sep 23
When you both idiots
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Wisdom
@Wisdom_HQ
Sep 22
You are NOT ready for this version of Scarface 😭
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