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I'll stop tweeting about this when I stop seeing terrible takes about it.
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Noam Blum retweeted
Fuck off
‘BoJack Horseman’ ranks at No. 44 on The New York Times’ list of the best TV shows of the century. It’s the only animated series on the list.
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He did, not even a year ago.
Run this man against Hakeem Jeffries.
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IHAHAHAHAHA
Lindsay Ellis getting funmogged by margaritavilla cruise chud patriots
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RT @kdeutschjourno: Two student leaders at Appalachian State University alerted police after spotting an anonymous social media post threat…
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A top tier metroidvania. Criminally underplayed. This game is fucking hype and you should absolutely play it. Especially if you like optional challenges that REALLY test your platforming skills.
Players who haven’t yet experienced Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown can play the entire game for free right now on Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2 until September 30. bit.ly/4dVkVjo
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It’s honestly refreshing to see a game with AAA polish that isn’t afraid to be hard and obscure at times. Damn shame they weren’t able to fully realize the end and the team got disbanded.
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My first payout is in line with ones under the previous system. Maybe a tad lower but it’s really hard to tell based on one data point since it’s always a bit of a crapshoot anyway.
The First Pay Period of the New X Revenue Sharing System Is Complete X changed its revenue sharing program this month to deprioritize rote content and simple resharing of stuff, including the stealing of other people's content, without adding any commentary. They want people to post original content that sparks reactions. The last 2 weeks were a bit light for me on X without many viral posts. So I brought in $151.99 for my first go-round with the new program. That's in keeping with my general trend over time. What have other people seen in their X revenue with the new system?
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Ripping on cruises is a time-honored tradition, and all the criticisms people make against them are basically true, but somehow, everyone who does this just kind of ends up telling on themselves. A cruise is a middlebrow vacation. You hang out on a ship. It stops in some places that are nominally different destinations, but they’re all cruise ports and are all kind of the same. You look at the ocean. You go to the pool. You play blackjack. You read a book. There is a lot of food that is generally decent but not great, and there is a lot of alcohol. It’s fundamentally similar to any other vacation that mostly centers around eating and drinking a lot — Resorts, Vegas, Disney, whatever. Let’s be honest, when most people vacation in Europe or Japan, they mostly just eat and drink. The two most famous examples of the “looking down my nose at cruises” essay are David Foster Wallace’s “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again” and Gary Shteyngart’s “Crying Myself to Sleep on the Biggest Cruise Ship Ever.” When I read DFW’s essay the first time, I was in my early 20s and he was still alive. It seemed like they had sent the coolest guy in the world to a decidedly uncool place, and his jarring presence within it laid bare all its defects. When I read it the second time, I was in my thirties, and he had killed himself to escape the unbearable torture of living in his own head, and it seemed like a story about a guy who went to a place with unlimited bourbon and ice cream and managed to find a way to be miserable. Shteyngart’s essay, I always felt, took an obvious and banal observation — the upgraded version of this kind of vacation has serious diminishing marginal returns — and tried to stretch it into a comedic premise for a 20 page essay. One big knock against the cruise industry is that they try to upsell you on a bunch of expensive stuff that isn’t very good. You can pay $3-5000 for a cruise with a basic room with a window, or you can pay $25,000 to go on the same cruise in the deluxe suite, which is what the Atlantic booked for Shteyngart. But once you leave your suite, you’re on the same ship with the same bars and the same pool and the same activities, and when you get off the ship, you’re still in the same port, wandering around and looking at the same shops or going on the same excursion. So you’ve really paid ten times as much for what is substantially the same vacation. So the essay was basically Shteyngart doing all this and then being like: “Can you believe this shit is happening on a $25,000 vacation?” Granted, nobody should spend $25,000 to go on a Royal Caribbean cruise, but it’s a lot more competitive among the $5000 vacation options, and once you recognize that the essay is basically contrived by booking the $25,000 suite everyone knows is a poor value and then bitching about it, the premise of the essay starts to seem like it’s actually: “I am too good for this $5000 vacation.” And really, what it comes down to is that, when you are a relatively virtuous person who leads a responsible but ordinary life and you’re not that cool or interesting and you find yourself old and somewhat affluent, going on cruises is the kind of thing you do to enjoy your disposable wealth. And so people with main-character syndrome find it horrifying to be confined in such a middlebrow normie space — it’s their worst nightmare come true; crowding into an elevator to go wait in line for the buffet with all the sheeple. Anyway, I have not watched the Lindsay Ellis video, but even though she may correctly be repeating the tired observation that cruise ships are not very cool, she is clearly incorrect in her belief that she is too cool for it, because she is not cool at all. Eat your ice cream, drink your bourbon and shut the fuck up.
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Why does Congresswoman Nancy Mace look like she's about to give me a Soviet mission in Red Alert 2?
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Noam Blum retweeted
Hasan Piker spends a lot of time celebrating the deaths of Americans and promoting various forms of political violence. Democrats like Abdul El-Sayed view him as a useful surrogate with reasonable views. Voters should absolutely know that going into an election.
Hasan Piker: "Yeah, like those two SEALs that tripped and fell off the fu**ing ladder and drowned in the Red Sea." Their names are Chief Special Warfare Operator Christopher Chambers, and Special Warfare Operator 1st Class Nathan Gage Ingram. Chambers fell into the water as he tried to board a vessel amid rough seas. Ingram immediately entered the water after him in an effort to rescue his teammate. Burdened by heavy body armor and tactical equipment, both SEALs were unable to return to the surface, and we're pronounced dead shortly after.
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Noam Blum retweeted
Much like Janeane Garofalo (who I imagine she finds much inspiration from) Lindsay’s brand of cynical intellectualism doesn’t work as well when you become a forty year old mom who can afford a lifestyle most of your fanbase could only dream of.
Look, I actually enjoy a bunch of Lindsay's videos and I also don't want to beat up on a 2 hour video I haven't watched yet, but "I went on a bunch of cruises just to tell you how evil they are" is just peak leftist content creation.
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I've had a story idea kicking around my head for years about a future society where AIs are so capable and so reliable that humanity has regressed back to a race of cave people who just know food comes from the Food Machine and babies come from the Baby Machine.
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang declares children won't need to learn basic math skills in the AI era.
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Nah. In my story they are literal cave men being served by big machines that don't talk and never break down. Ask the God Box for a thing and you get it - clothes, food, a baby, whatever. It's been so long it's the only reality anyone knows.
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Luigi didn't murder a company, bud.
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All leftism now is attacking billionaires on behalf of millionaires.
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Noam Blum retweeted
Replying to @CalebJHull
"Free Palestine tour" >not free >not in Palestine
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You're doing a disservice not telling people that this is ongoing litigation over supposed idea theft in the vampire romantacy novel space. Makes it funnier tbh.
Honestly, I’d quit lawyering if I got this order courtwatch.news/p/192-holy-l…
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Noam Blum retweeted
The fact judges need to issue orders like this and be taken seriously goes to my point of why I dislike the cutesy, sassy rulings that sound like an undergrad with a TikTok addiction. Courts are serious places with serious power.
Honestly, I’d quit lawyering if I got this order courtwatch.news/p/192-holy-l…
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Look, I actually enjoy a bunch of Lindsay's videos and I also don't want to beat up on a 2 hour video I haven't watched yet, but "I went on a bunch of cruises just to tell you how evil they are" is just peak leftist content creation.
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