future first male wag || #njdevils

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The New Jersey Devils as Pokémon, A 🧵
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Thank you for 300 newjerseynico fans. We ride to Tom Fitzgerald’s house at dawn.
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BIRTHDAY BOY
No tricks, just birthday wishes for Boqy.
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spooky lukey retweeted
All in on Black and Red. 👊: @GoldenKnights 🏒: 6 PM 📺: MSGSN, DAZN 🎧: bit.ly/4yG0izX #NJDevils | @CitizensBank
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Defenseman with less goals than Luke Hughes this season  — Quinn Hughes  — Cale Makar  — Rasmus Dahlin — Miro Heiskanen  — Lane Hutson  — Matthew Schaefer — Mikhail Sergachev — Jakob Chychrun  — Roman Josi — Erik Karlsson — Jackson Lacombe  Luke Hughes breakout season is here🔥
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Genuinely why did JJ Peterka choose King Julian btw
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7 pqrts omg i know it was a joke a guy cant post a homemade meme to get some easy likes damn
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i hate when devils discourse makes me defend these guys personally like Ughh u guys r all so stupidddd Omgggg
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Detroit Red Wings interim GM Shawn Horcoff releases a statement regarding Dylan Larkin's situation with the team:
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Saying my dog’s favorite words on a phone call
knotted up after one
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the #NJDevils are not trading Nico Hischier or Jesper Bratt in a Dylan Larkin deal. I mean, the Devils didn’t even give up half of that for Connor Hellebuyck. Let’s be real, here.
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If it gets to this point, there needs to be some kind of clause that voids a player’s trade protection. This is actually ridiculous.
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Detroit could retain 95% of Larkin’s salary and I still wouldn’t give them Grits.
Thoughts? To NJ: - Dylan Larkin To DET: - Arseni Gritsyuk - Anthony Mantha - Anton Silayev - Better of NJ’s two 2027 1sts @FlyingOctoPod #LGRW
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the dylan larkin drama is the embodiment of when the neighbors argument sound good asf except you're scared that the one annoying neighbor will move into your own house without asking
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Seeing a notification that the Devils account posted right after hearing that Larkin was suspended without pay really almost gave me a heart attack btw
Haunted by their own answers.
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STREETS ARE SAYING @Kash_Patel TO THE RED WINGS
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Hearing the Dylan Larkin trade will be a three-way trade with Larkin going to #NJDevils with #GoHabsGo receiving Devils’ captain Nico Hischier
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Every time I start to sour on Keefe he pulls me back in dawg
Sheldon Keefe on the Avalanche game: "In terms of the game itself, I’m not going to evaluate too much in this one. In fact, I’m not even going to bother watching it back, and my coaches aren’t going to be allowed to watch it back. The analytics report is going to come in, and it’s going to go immediately to the trash can unopened. We’re going to move on and get ready for Vegas." #NJDevils
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Next person I see saying Hischier for Larkin is getting shot into the sun.
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Hearing Larkin to the RWs?? 👀👀👀👀
👀 Dylan Larkin followed 1 new account on Instagram: ✅ specialolympicsmichigan — Special Olympics Michigan 🔗 instagram.com/specialolympic… #LGRW #NHL
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Idk if yall feel that but there is a seriously sinister energy in the air today. Something really bad is about to happen.
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