mace windu fell out of a window. where did he go?

Ethena is partnering with @Binance as our first venue for the extension of the basis trade into equity perpetuals, one of the most exciting updates to the USDe collateral backing since launch. This expands the addressable market of underlying collateral from $2.5 trillion of crypto to $150 trillion+ of real-world assets. As part of the partnership, bStocks will serve as tokenized spot collateral, hedged with Binance USDT-denominated equity perpetuals - the same delta-neutral structure Ethena has securely executed across crypto assets since inception. Importantly, Binance provides lower ADL priority for eligible delta-neutral accounts including Ethena's, adding another layer of risk mitigation for USDe holders. Binance equity basis has averaged ~11%+ annualized over the past 6 months, while open interest has grown on average ~30% per month in the last 3 month period. We expect the market opportunity size for equity perpetuals to far exceed the $15b+ of crypto perpetuals captured by Ethena last cycle. Allocations begin today.

I told @AwakenTax I was using @risextrade a little and they added it within 2 hours… incredible

everyone is just cool with the EAs having a wetlab?

your honor, the prosecution would like to identify exhibit #1

Made a real-time slop detector with jev as you scroll

you think RSI doesn’t already exist?

There is a race of Asian people on an island outnumbered 1:60 who use hieroglyphics and are the only race of people on Earth who know how to use magick to enslave demons into etched metal which are being used in an arms-race to summon the antichrist and immanentize the eschaton.

hello boss, hello habibi i am big aluminum

this is like 9/11 for americans

fc cl

Feels like all of the leading 'futures' are just bearslop - Permanent underclass, must gamble to make it out - We are all going to die how about - Post scarcity world where assets will matter less - Commoditizing intelligence lets humans be creative - we are going to make it

I can’t believe Apple isn’t moving faster to create a larger iPhone screen. Bring back Steve Jobs!

AI psychosis is real

so excited to give these guys permanent api access to all my accounts in order to get an 0.1% promotional rebate

stock memes 😂 I fucking hate you all

worse here than solana meme season because everyone knows what happens and is still doing it

current class of tokenized stocks resting on the same theory of legality as airdrops where you had to flip on a vpn