🚨 BREAKING: Looters are now BREAKING INTO HOMES in Paris — and it was only a matter of time Absolutely NOBODY is coming to help the Parisians either. This is why you NEVER give up your guns. The government will NOT be there for you.
Jon De Lorraine
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But but but but @AOC says they only steal bread! I guess Hermes sells baguettes in their Birkins now!
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From what I’ve seen, the only thing they DON’T steal is pork.

Oct 18, 2026 · 11:24 PM UTC

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Yup! The left will say “it could be Orthodox Jews too” 🙄 The only way to get the Muslims to stop looting for five seconds is to announce prayer time! They’ll drop to their knees
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Soap and deodorant also seem to be quite safe.
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A water cannon spraying pig shit slurry could be an effective riot control tool.
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And deodorant.
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Googling how to make a Molotov using bacon grease.
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Maybe we should air drop them a billion pounds of bacon and some wild hogs. Be gentle with the hogs, they get hungry too.
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I would have bacon hanging off my doors and windows, then wrap it all over my head.
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You're declaring something like a defeatist pussy. Be like this:
Simon Amaya Price 🦎
@SimonAmayaPrice
Oct 18
They’re not right wing, they’re normal Frenchmen. Are we so far gone that we can’t help but pathologize the belief in a national or ethnic identity and the willingness to protect it?
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They would still steal pork so that nobody else eats it and that the rest of the population goes hungry
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They never steal work boots
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Maybe rub bacon over everything
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Three things certain not to be stolen, pork, school supplies and condoms.
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Don't forget school supplies! They are bypassing those
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... and books...
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Or work boots.
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And actual school supplies.
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Maybe they should pour hot bacon fat around the perimeter of their homes! At least douse them in it when they’re breaking in. Those poor people! 🇺🇸🙏🏻🇫🇷
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I know line your doors and windows with raw pork.Also I may be out of line it there is no way I would ever just let someone walk in my home get bats cane, knives shine bright lights in their and and shoot arrows. I would fight with everything I had. Stand up France citizens
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5 years ago we used to laugh at door handles covered in pork grease. I miss those days.
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Wrap your door knobs in bacon
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They had specific orders.
Visegrád 24
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Oct 18
French journalist Paul Amar: “They came prepared. They had the addresses of town halls. They had addresses of Jewish shop owners. In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Businesses run by Muslims weren’t”
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Books haven't been stolen either at the French FNAC stores, just the electronics. Quite odd for protesters in search for better education.
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If only we had this:
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That's nothing we have this
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🤬 The savages 🤬 didn't touch the pork 🤬.
Eric Daugherty
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🚨 NOW: The whole world is noticing that the rioters in France are suspiciously refusing to touch PORK products The whole store is ransacked But they did not want their hands on pork. We all know the reason! Islamic invaders must be deported!
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They don’t touch books either.
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and dogs
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Yup!
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You know that protests and even violent protests are already a thing every year since their revolution?
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And books.
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It clearly says Tobac
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