ALT Screenshot of the Convex “Create a new deployment” dialog showing region options for US East, Europe, Canada, and Australia. The Australia option is displayed upside down.
ALT Screenshot of askjev.net with the question “Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?” Jev chooses “a horse-sized duck,” the majority choice with 54% of the vote, versus 46% for 100 duck-sized horses.
ALT Screenshot of a CAPTCHA asking, “Do you currently or have ever identified as a robot?” above an “I’m not a robot” checkbox.
ALT Three-panel meme. Top: Claude Code loading verbs, overlaid with “THEY FEED US POISON.” Middle: a Claude Code settings screen advertising Fast mode at a higher usage-credit rate, captioned “SO WE PAY FOR THEIR ‘CURES’.” Bottom: a code editor, captioned “WHILE THEY SUPPRESS OUR MEDICINE.”
ALT Screenshot of a Google search showing an AI Overview about Convex’s real-time features. “Relax! Tell your dev they don’t need to install WebSockets, set up a socket server, or write cache-invalidation logic. Convex is already real-time by default—every query is a live subscription. Why Your Dev Doesn’t Need Extra Tools • Automatic reactivity: When data changes in the database, Convex automatically re-runs affected queries and pushes updates to the client. • No manual fetching: Using hooks like useQuery keeps the UI synced without writing useEffect or fetch calls. • Built-in tracking: The system tracks query dependencies under the hood so your app stays fresh with zero extra infrastructure. Should I give you a quick code snippet to show your dev how simple a live query is, or do you want me to explain how mutations trigger these updates?”
