Dude asked for my address I sent him the address for the McDonald’s instead. 🫣🤣

Me the next time I see penis 💀

*Cancer men*

me and my friend cannot stop referencing this reel it’s the funniest shit ever i’m genuinely crying 😭😭😭

smerz - you got time and i got money (2025)

“Till the room stank “ is a crazy saying what’s that gonna smell like.

I used to think she was asian.

Goodnight everybody.

Brandon T. Jackson drops a video telling men not to j*ck off while offering advice to men and women about abstaining from s*x while waiting for God to bring the right person into their lives, and in another video he reacts to people welcoming him back to God and accusing him of having a revelation, making it clear that he has always been a believer in God and says he’s not a religious person, he’s a Kingdom person. (🎥BrandonTJackson/IG) x.com/VideoEliteJuked/status…

Why do I keep randomly singing “I loveee Toosiiiii, put it in my bootyyyy” ? 😩🤣🤣

One time I was Crying and this man proceeded to pull his weiner out like that was gonna solve something.

Showered and changed bedsheets now time to go nini 💤

“How are you making it out here?” Me:

company: we’re like a family here me when I find a higher paying family:

soltera. sin hijos. nadie roncando en mi cama. nadie engañándome.

Remembering Fred's wife of more than 50 years, musician, arts advocate, and Fred Rogers Productions board chair Joanne Rogers. #FridayFredism

The feeling of loneliness never feels good but also you want the right people to talk with you and not take you for granted.