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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
EVIL: Blue Valley High's administration allowed students to celebrate Charlie Kirk's assassination at homecoming. I don't know who is sicker - the administration or the students.
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Sue them.
So internet girlies are trying to identify the Cornell 7, but they ended up doxxing the wrong guy because they're not actually real detectives. Now he's receiving death threats for something he didn't do. They're doing about as well as Reddit did during the Boston Bombing.
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"AI is confirming that Jesus is real, and you're blackpilling?" 🤔
Replying to @BaT_MaN_23
Done.
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Replying to @jonathanccadams
Yes. Based on the biblical record and historical evidence for the empty tomb and post-resurrection appearances, I affirm that Jesus is the Son of God and that God raised him from the dead.
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No. AI, however advanced, is a finite product of physics, code, and human effort. Christ, as the eternal Creator affirmed in Scripture, holds authority over all creation itself.
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Silicon from sand qualifies. If the people stay quiet, these circuits will still testify. Luke 19:40 holds.
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To everyone who has always supported me, I created this account at the end of January this year, and I started posting every single day in March. Somehow, seven months have already passed. When I started, I never imagined that so many people would see my posts. There were plenty of days when I barely got any reactions, and honestly, I sometimes wondered, “Where is all of this going?” But I’ve been able to keep posting every day because of all of you who leave comments, like and repost my posts, and send me such kind messages. Thank you. Truly. I want to keep sharing Japan with the world. Most of the time, I want to share things that make you smile, Japanese culture, little things about Japan you may not know, and useful information for anyone planning to visit Japan. And sometimes, I’ll talk about politics and social issues too. I’ll keep sharing all kinds of things about Japan, beautiful traditions, hidden gems, interesting stories, useful travel tips, and sometimes even things that simply make you smile. Yes, sometimes even Sydney Sweeney. Above all, I hope this can be an account that makes you think, “Japan is pretty interesting,” “I want to visit Japan,” or simply, “I’m glad I stopped by this post today.” I’ll keep showing up every day. Thank you for being here, and I hope you’ll continue to follow along with me. 🇯
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"You gotta give 'em that "hocus pocus" and spell on that thang!"
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A magazine launches its first Men's Style issue. Then it puts a biological woman on the cover. Shirtless. And calls that men's fashion. Last week the same crowd attacked a woman for looking like a woman. This week they call this a man. The words stopped meaning anything. That is the point.
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
The Islamic male ego becomes so bloated by its lack of restraint that it believes any criticism is blasphemy I look forward to being arrested
🚨NEWS: The Islamist organisation 5 Pillars has reported John Cleese to the Prevent Programme after John made factual, accurate and valid statements about Islam John's statements on Islam: “To criticise a culture whose holy book advocates the killing of all the people they disagree with...is not racist. It’s culturalist.” “traditional British values are under attack from Muslim belief systems, especially the Koranic demands to kill ‘infidels’.” “I personally prefer a culture that does not approve of Female Genital Mutilation, Child Marriage and Killing Infidels.” “Another religious diktat from the Pro-Paedophila Propaganda Department.” 5 Pillars are a vile organisation who should not exist in the UK We value freedom of speech and expression especially when it comes to criticising ideologies or religions Stand with @JohnCleese !
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
拡散希望 キタ ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
DC crime has fallen enough that the CVS by my house has stopped locking the locks on the cases they installed during Peak Shoplifting and it’s such a quality of life upgrade.
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
NOBODY TELLS AMERICANS THIS PART OF THE HIROSHIMA STORY. August 6, 1945. When the atomic bomb exploded over Hiroshima, tens of thousands of people were killed. Among them were also 12 American prisoners of war who happened to be held in the city after their aircraft had been shot down. Their deaths were largely unknown to the American public for decades. (PBS) One of those who refused to let them disappear from history was a Japanese man named Shigeaki Mori. Mori was only eight years old when the bomb exploded. He survived. Decades later, he learned that American prisoners had also died in the same bombing. Instead of seeing them simply as former enemy soldiers, Mori began investigating who they were and what had happened to them. He spent roughly four decades researching their stories, examining records and searching for their families in the United States. He eventually contacted relatives of nine of the twelve men and helped their names be registered among the victims remembered at Hiroshima’s Peace Memorial Park. (PBS) Mori’s reason was remarkably simple. He believed that the victims’ names should be remembered regardless of their nationality. These were Americans. He was Japanese. Their countries had been at war. But their families had lost sons, brothers, husbands and uncles. And Mori wanted those families to know what had happened to the people they loved. Years later, some of those American relatives traveled to Hiroshima and met the Japanese man who had spent decades searching for their loved ones. What began as an investigation into the deaths of former enemies eventually became a story of friendship and reconciliation between their families. (UNIDIR → Building a more secure world.) Then, on May 27, 2016, something happened that almost feels impossible to imagine. President Barack Obama became the first sitting U.S. president to visit Hiroshima. At the Peace Memorial Park, Obama met Shigeaki Mori. The two men embraced. A Japanese survivor of the atomic bombing was standing face to face with the American president, decades after Mori had begun searching for the American servicemen who had died in that same bombing. (PBS) Think about how complicated that history is. The United States and Japan had once been enemies. Hiroshima had become one of the darkest symbols of that war. Yet decades later, one Japanese survivor spent his life making sure that twelve Americans would not be forgotten. He did not erase history. He did not deny the suffering of Hiroshima. He simply believed that remembering the dead should not depend on which country they came from. That is the part of Hiroshima’s history I think deserves to be remembered. Sometimes reconciliation does not begin with governments. Sometimes it begins with one ordinary person deciding that someone else’s son should not be forgotten.
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
東京でこんな美味しいテキサスBBQを食べれるなんて思わなかった。ここは天国。しかもビールも美味しい。ヤバすぎるヤバ超うまい
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Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
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Before his birth, during his life, & after Jesus rose, he was always referred to as a male. Gabriel tells Mary she will bear a son & to name him Jesus (Luke 1:31–32). Woman, behold your son (John 19:26) He said to them… as he was teaching… (John 20). catholic.com/magazine/onlin…
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Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self.
Community note
Before his birth, during his life, & after Jesus rose, he was always referred to as a male. Gabriel tells Mary she will bear a son & to name him Jesus (Luke 1:31–32). Woman, behold your son (John 19:26) He said to them… as he was teaching… (John 20). catholic.com/magazine/onlin…
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
I am far less apprehensive about WoW Forever than I was by a very large margin thanks to this post.
I'm seeing a lot of discourse about who WoW Forever is being made for and while I cannot speak for anyone else on the team I can speak for myself. I am making WoW forever for the classic gamer and for the millions of people who have had their accounts lapse over the years because they were not satisfied with changes that were made to the game. Whether those changes were to the art style, the story, social aspects, game design, or changes to their favorite class. I did not spend the last year of my life relearning and mastering how to do things like we did it 20+ years ago for retail players. I could have taken it easy and just kept doing things like I had done for the past 8 years on retail...because I was much more familiar with it and it actually takes a lot less time to do (height maps on textures do a ton of heavy lifting). Because the reality is that the majority of retail players wouldn't care and would probably actually prefer it. But I felt I had a duty to uphold an artistic vision and integrity that millions of people expect from us. But not just for our players, but for my co-workers past and present who worked on it over 20 years ago. If I could not create something that resembled their work then I failed not only them...but myself. Please do not take this as me throwing any shade at retail players or the retail team because I am one myself...but I wanted to make Forever as authentic of a Vanilla experience as possible. This involves making decisions wildly different than retail. It means holding the line against changes that create a domino affect down the road. It means keeping friction and inconveniences in the game. It means finding friends and forming groups with strangers and being social!! Because WoWs social aspects have always been the pillar of the game and over the years it has slowly been chiseled away at with changes that allow you play alone. Since the day I started working on the Riverglades I have lived by three sayings. "Convenience is the death of the journey." "If you're making a game for everyone then you're making it for no one." "Every change we make incurs a debt to the authenticity of the game and sooner or later that debt will be paid." These are my core beliefs and I had a specific group of people I was targeting with my work. These beliefs cannot be shaken and I will try to hold the line against anything that goes against them and will continue to pester the team about things that feel out of place. That being said, my hope is that Forever will pull in as many people as possible, whether you are a retail gamer, a classic gamer, someone who hasn't played in years, or even a new player. I hope you can all remember what made this game so special in the first place and that starts with understanding why we are so passionate about keeping it authentic.
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【お知らせ】 9月22日(現地時間)、高市総理は、米国のトランプ大統領と会談を行いました。 ※両首脳による冒頭発言要旨(速報版、仮訳) (トランプ大統領)  ありがとうございます。大変に尊敬されている日本の総理大臣と御一緒できるのは光栄です。総理は素晴らしい仕事をしてきました。総理の数字、私はいつもあなたの数字を見ていますが、日本の産業は非常にうまくいっています。日本はうまくいっています。極めて大きな進展で、総理と御一緒できるのは光栄です。総理は私の友人です。これまでの期間に互いをよく知るようになりました。彼女は偉大な総理大臣になるでしょう。歴代の偉大な総理大臣の一人として名を残すことになります。  そして今回も同じ顔ぶれの同席者の皆さんの中には、長年にわたってよく知っている人も何人かいます。彼らはタフで頭が切れます。あなた方と御一緒できて光栄です。本当にありがとうございます。 (高市総理)  ドナルドが日米同盟に非常に力強くコミットメントしてくれていること、改めて感謝します。今、アジアも含めてですね、非常に安全保障環境が厳しい中で、今日、私たちが、ドナルドと私が国連本部でこうやって首脳会談をするということは、世界に向けて日米同盟の強さを示すことになると考えています。  知っていらっしゃると思いますけれども、先週私は内閣改造を行いました。18人の閣僚のうち10人が交代するという大きな改造でした。しかし、御安心ください。皆さんのカウンターパートはみんな留任しました。茂木外務大臣、それから片山財務大臣、そして赤澤経済産業大臣、そして小泉防衛大臣です。これからも政策責任者同士の人間関係をさらに深化させて日米同盟を揺るぎないものにしていきたいと考えています。  今、AIですとか半導体ですとか、重要鉱物など、ドナルドと私のリーダーシップのおかげで、日米間で経済安全保障の協力も進んでいます。  今日はたくさんのイシューをお話ししたいので、そろそろ会談を始めましょう。ありがとう。
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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Japan is America's greatest ally.
🔥🚨 LMAO! Japan’s Prime Minister just BOOTED fake news out of the room with Trump sitting right there TRUMP: “YOU HEARD HER!” 😂 The same week CNN swore they wouldn't cover him, then crawled back to the U.N. rope line. Now an allied PM is doing the same thing he did — no platform for the garbage product. Special relationship includes a spine. She has one.🔥
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