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« 𝗗𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟲 𝗔̀ 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟮, 𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗗𝗢 𝗘́𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝗗𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗘 𝗟𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗨𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗗𝗘 𝗟’𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗜𝗥𝗘. » 🐐🇵🇹 Dans le dernier Aliotalk, @regisdupont tranche sur la question du joueur le plus complet all-time : « Entre 2006 et 2011-2012, Ronaldo était sans doute le joueur le plus complet de l'histoire. Il marquait de la tête, du pied droit, du pied gauche. Il savait dribbler, aller vite en transition et marquer sur coup franc. À cette époque, il avait un registre plus étendu que celui de Messi. ⚽ Attention, je ne dis pas qu'il était meilleur que Messi. Mais objectivement, 𝗥𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲, 𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗰 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽𝘀 𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻. 🪐 Après, son jeu a évolué. Il a moins dribblé et il est devenu moins performant sur coup franc. Mais pendant six ou sept saisons, c'était vraiment le joueur qui savait tout faire. »
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Tgl sur le long therme cr7 avait des stats aussi grosse
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Cristiano can't go back.. initially l.. he knows his Worth.. why vote when we Ronaldo fans doesn't even wants him there... You stink brain
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But in all honesty, what did Cristiano Ronaldo actually do to deserve all the hate he’s getting right now? I genuinely want a heart-to-heart conversation with smart football fans. Forget the fan wars for a moment. Forget Messi vs Ronaldo. What exactly has Ronaldo done that makes people treat him with this much hatred?
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Cristiano can't go back.. initially l.. he knows his Worth.. why vote when we Ronaldo fans doesn't even wants him there... You stink brain
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En otra vida elegiría al goat. 🐐🇵🇹
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Ronaldo is football Football is Ronaldo
🚨🇲🇽 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Thousands of Cristiano Ronaldo fans gathered in Mexico SHOW THEIR SUPPORT for Ronaldo amid his situation with the Portugal national team. They also gave Ronaldo an emotional farewell from international football. One fan grabbed a MEGAPHONE and began shouting different phrases celebrating Cristiano Ronaldo... After EVERY single line, the entire crowd responded together: "SIUUUUUU!" 🇵🇹✨
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U r an idi@t
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Cómo será la superioridad aplastante de España 🇪🇸 en absolutamente todas las categorías, que hasta un argentino sale a reconocerlo. Somos la mejor selección nacional de la historia a nivel masculino y femenino. Somos actuales campeones de prácticamente TODAS las competiciones.
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The difference between Ronaldo and Messi fans is simple: Ronaldo fans love Ronaldo and don’t care about Messi. Messi fans hate Ronaldo and think they love Messi. Ronaldo fans can talk for hours about his career, goals, mentality, longevity, and the moments that made them fall in love with football without mentioning Messi once. That’s the difference. One side celebrates their favourite player. The other is still trying to win an argument nobody asked for. At the end of the day, it’s Ronaldo lovers vs. Ronaldo haters.
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Rio Ferdinand speaking straight facts on Cristiano Ronaldo 👏
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🚨‼️Sir Alex Ferguson On Cristiano Ronaldo Not Been Respected Enough By His Teammates.💭 🗣️Ferguson: ​"Let’s stop dancing around it and tell the bloody truth for once: half those lads in that changing room couldn’t handle being in the same zip code as Cristiano’s standard, so they hid behind whispering and eye-rolling like a bunch of spoiled schoolboys. It wasn't about his 'ego' that’s the pathetic excuse soft, comfortable players use when someone exposes their mediocrity." 🗣️"They resented him because every single morning, while they were worrying about their hairstyles, their boot deals, and their social media followers, Cristiano was in the gym at six o'clock, pushing himself to limits they don't even have the mental capacity to comprehend." 🗣️"​You’ve got players in that squad who haven't won a fraction of what he’s won, who’ve achieved absolutely nothing in the game, sitting there sulking because he demands too much, because he complains when a pass is two yards off, because he dares to expect perfection. Absolute rubbish." 🗣️"He made it about winning. But winning takes a level of ruthless obsession that terrifies modern footballers. They didn't disrespect him because he was wrong; they disrespected him because his presence was a giant mirror showing them exactly how fragile and lazy they really were." 🗣️"They wanted a quiet, comfortable life where they could draw massive wages for finishing fourth, and Cristiano walked in expecting them to act like Manchester United players. It’s an absolute disgrace. He was surrounded by boys who wanted the glamorous lifestyle of a superstar without doing the agonizing work, and instead of pulling their socks up and learning from the greatest to ever live, they threw their hands in the air and blamed him for making them look small."😂
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Barcelona did not give Messi a proper farewell in his final game like this
Correct me if I’m wrong, I’ve never seen Cristiano Ronaldo being celebrated like this before. Can someone tell me why? 👀 #CristianoRonaldo #Ronaldo #CR7
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🚨🇲🇽 Breaking: Thousands of Cristiano Ronaldo fans gathered in Mexico SHOW THEIR SUPPORT for Ronaldo amid his situation with the Portugal national team. They also gave Ronaldo an emotional farewell from international football. One fan grabbed a MEGAPHONE and began shouting different phrases celebrating Cristiano Ronaldo... After EVERY single line, the entire crowd responded together: "SIUUUUUU!" 🇵🇹✨
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❌️fake
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Cristiano Ronaldo regressa amanhã à Arábia Saudita.
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Hey @grok whats this 👇
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Cry more... You are talking from hatered
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Os portugueses dão mais razão a Jorge Jesus do que a Cristiano Ronaldo na polémica que envolve o capitão da Seleção e o selecionador nacional. De acordo com a sondagem da Pitagórica para a TVI/CNN Portugal, 42% consideram que Jorge Jesus tem mais razão, enquanto apenas 14% se colocam do lado de Cristiano Ronaldo.
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🚨🇲🇽 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Thousands of Cristiano Ronaldo fans gathered in Mexico SHOW THEIR SUPPORT for Ronaldo amid his situation with the Portugal national team. They also gave Ronaldo an emotional farewell from international football. One fan grabbed a MEGAPHONE and began shouting different phrases celebrating Cristiano Ronaldo... After EVERY single line, the entire crowd responded together: "SIUUUUUU!" 🇵🇹✨
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fuck you faggot
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Pakistani?
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ALT Confused Hands Up GIF by STRAPPED!

Os portugueses dão mais razão a Jorge Jesus do que a Cristiano Ronaldo na polémica que envolve o capitão da Seleção e o selecionador nacional. De acordo com a sondagem da Pitagórica para a TVI/CNN Portugal, 42% consideram que Jorge Jesus tem mais razão, enquanto apenas 14% se colocam do lado de Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Increíble como nos estamos dejando meter el dedo con lo de que el drogadicto envejeció bien Tú al Cristiano actual (acabadisimo igual que Messi) le pones un camino Cabo Verde, Algeria, Suiza, Jordania, Austria y también se va con la sensación de que todavía es top mundial Eso sí, con Inglaterra escondido hasta que Tuchel les regala el partido, con España no hace falta ni que comente nada 4 partidos vs selecciones medio pelos han sido suficientes para que nos lo pinten como que sigue siendo de los mejores, como si no lo hubiésemos visto hacer el ridículo en la última Copa América o en su etapa en el PSG
TOP 3 jugadores que mejor envejecieron
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Ignore these waiter s from Panama 🇵🇦 and mexico 🇲🇽 guys... their 2 generations have been ruined by 1 man... this pain is eternal 💔 🤣🙏
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