rai | 29, he/him | dumb idiot video game nerd | top enjoyer of evil women | tcg addict | #1 shadow fan | please play twewy | rt heavy | minors DNI

Minnesota, USA
it took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals
that one specific piece of YTP sentence mixing that never leaves your brain for the rest of your life
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squirted on his face and melted his skin off cuz my entire diet consists of drpepper and redbull
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have you ever felt like this
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Was in the candy aisle at dollar tree yesterday and a guy bumped into me and said "I'm sorry, I'm trying to find my old people candy" and I was like, "I saw werther's down there on the end" and he was like "damn, I'm not THAT old! I'm looking for York peppermint patties"
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Nuh uh
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shitty list but i did an inventory anyways
The New York Times just dropped its full list of the best TV shows of the 21st century. Thoughts? 📷: The New York Times
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we’ve all been there
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white lily
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FULLY ARTICULATED, PANZER ARMORED GROUDON Pokemon X Zoids #groudon #ligerzeropanzer #pokemon #zoids #plamo
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又逢满月 #Persona3
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たそがれルガルガン #ポケモン
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Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before
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Grail
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A thought is forming—take your time...
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Like is there any reason for you guys to be wearing all that ???
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I love this guy
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god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo
Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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Bf sniffed my armpit, laughed at my joke and then got a boner.....feeling powerful this morning
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