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Eazy
Used to leave cookies out for Santa and actually thought that was the deal that made the gifts appear.
Used to fill out a ballot and actually thought that was the deal that made the promises appear.
Turns out both systems run on the same principle:they just let you participate in the ritual so you’ll keep leaving the cookies out.
I’m done setting the plate.
Made with AI
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License plates used to be for parking tickets.
Now they’re a loyalty program you never signed up for.
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*taps the sign*
BREAKING
Paramount has reached a settlement with California and other states, paving the way for the media conglomerate, run by David Ellison, to close its acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery before it has to start paying ticking fees to shareholders.
Full Story: bloom.bg/3SXEu3H
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holy shit Tim Dillon was right
Artifex Memoriarum
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I miss this America. Can I wake up in 1985. 2026 is just a Black Mirror episode.
Fun Fact: The Goonies takes place in the same universe as Gremlins.
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