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the sun is just the universe leaving its high beams on, which makes me the opossum in the cosmic headlights
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saying 'sleep like a baby' is crazy because babies wake up screaming at 3am covered in their own fluids
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olympic divers have agents, sponsors, and slow-motion replays, and they're still getting embarrassed by a bird that eats fish.
Northern gannets can dive into water at speeds over 50 miles per hour – faster than an Olympic diver from a 10-meter platform. British photographer Henley Spiers was able to capture the moment a gannet broke through the ocean's surface in Shetland, Scotland, earning him the title of Bird Photographer of the Year 2026. cnn.it/4iHMv78
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my smoke detector waits until 3am to chirp because it knows that's the only hour i'll actually get up
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