🫘 beans (they/he/she) from ao3 & substack. reformed historical fuckboy turned saint. drummer. big ole lesbian. 18+ or god forbid. just block me, dumbass.
"where r ur fics?" i ate them
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a tiny update on me concluding my writing for the fandom by february 2027 bc of that little issue w/ my fics:
what's up, this is beans:
i'm no longer writing for w/e after completing works and several gift fics by the end of february 2027.
also, if you ever suspected me of a couple of specific anon fics from the other side of the fandom, well...
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COMPUTER (westie editors) SHOW ME AN EDIT FOR EST SET TO FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY WITH A BEACH THEME
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wanting to write a Drabble about dean sliding into moth and moth’s brows furrowing from the slide in and dean going “yeah?” and moth letting out a shuddery sigh while nodding vs. not getting in trouble cos my hair isn’t ready cos i misread the filming schedule
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Unbraided my hair last night thinking it was the last day that I had to wear a wig for the what we’re filming turns out it is not the last day… y’all please… I have two hours… my hair is down to my ass… this can’t be… the hair / mua team r gonna kill me on the spot…
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beans for a bit. retweeted
Call me whatever you want, but I believe a society's goal should be to secure the highest quality of life and happiness for its citizens, not to endlessly generate capital for the ownership class at everyone else's expense.
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beans for a bit. retweeted
nobody talks about it, but when your glasses are dirty, EVERYTHING sucks. nothing is humorous when i can see fingerprints on my eyeballs.
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С этого дня обновления фанфиков будут рассылаться телепатически всем моим подписчикам. Если вам в голову пришла классная идея для сцены, то это я
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as i've been reminded by my friend (the original commissioner of like 85% of my fics) i've added a folder of the williamest fics i've written in here too!
while ao3 is down... if u need fics to re-read, rediscover, or meet for the first time, all my thamepo, romemok, deanmoth (mlm and wlw) fics are here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
(side note, everyone re-read all alone at night series [thamepo]... cos im doing another part)
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while ao3 is down... if u need fics to re-read, rediscover, or meet for the first time, all my thamepo, romemok, deanmoth (mlm and wlw) fics are here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
(side note, everyone re-read all alone at night series [thamepo]... cos im doing another part)
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just decided my wlw thame has long wavy hair cos this afternoon my gf tried to stretch out one of my ringlets and just kept tugging it. when I told her to stop cos it was making my head itchy she just said “and if I kept going?” and thame deserves that from po.
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Y’all please tag me when you read them please
while ao3 is down... if u need fics to re-read, rediscover, or meet for the first time, all my thamepo, romemok, deanmoth (mlm and wlw) fics are here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
(side note, everyone re-read all alone at night series [thamepo]... cos im doing another part)
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who knew that taking my fics down in a fit of anger, then storing them in a gdrive to give to ppl who asked for it in dms, would eventually be useful later… #foresight lets all thank that person lowkey cos otherwise itd have taken longer than a day to share that
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beans for a bit. retweeted
HALLELUJAH
while ao3 is down... if u need fics to re-read, rediscover, or meet for the first time, all my thamepo, romemok, deanmoth (mlm and wlw) fics are here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
(side note, everyone re-read all alone at night series [thamepo]... cos im doing another part)
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beans for a bit. retweeted
hi i recommend a lot these fics they’re my comfort lecture
while ao3 is down... if u need fics to re-read, rediscover, or meet for the first time, all my thamepo, romemok, deanmoth (mlm and wlw) fics are here: drive.google.com/drive/folde…
(side note, everyone re-read all alone at night series [thamepo]... cos im doing another part)
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