not real life.

at war
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my life gets better from here.
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Why are you fantasizing about your unborn daughter getting cracked? You're so weird for this
I'm giving my daughter a male name, ain't nobody cracking Abdul 😂💔
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Girl fit see u dey drink garri, come dey ask u money for parfait.
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Having big boobs is fine, but having big boobs with flat ass is trash girl
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Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Sent you a snap Me: manage friendship, remove friend.
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na shima wey get good relationship with her papa we go wife
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the right person won’t make you feel needy for wanting basic love and reassurance.
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Posting your partner on social media without any valid reason is performative btw
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I think we should limit how much air broke men breathe so they can finally get motivated to work harder.
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What part of "I need to save money" do I not fucking understand
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Watching a woman build herself from nothing is beautiful
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nobody understands how much i hate living in this country
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why do Crackheads live so long??
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Be intentional with every move!
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Shaving your armpits as a man should be regular hygiene.
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Getting married to your best friend is top tier.
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Knowing what you like removes a lot of confusion. When your personal style becomes clear, choosing outfits becomes much more natural.
Fashion gets easier when you understand your own taste.
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But i can fúck ehn..
i’m a bad texter bad caller not fun to talk to irl i’m just useless
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It's not all those who laugh with you that is happy for you.
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i just looked at my wrist , i got time today!
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