Norm Cruise
@normposter

Not the real Norm Cruise. Anti-war Professor of Logic. A real stream of consciousness. Follow/RT ≠ endorsement. Posts are strictly entertainment. ✝️🇺🇸🌲⚾️🎮📰

 Under the Queensboro Bridge
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Joined September 2021
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Norm Watches: Backrooms
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Pbbbbbbtttttt
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All downhill after the dinner table scene. And seeing Mark Duplass out of nowhere was a distracting red flag that I couldn't forget about. Well-directed, I guess, but that's about it.
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I'm not playing it because they made George Floyd the main character.
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it’s crazy how there’s a new silent hill game out and almost no one is talking about it because they made the main character a black guy
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The Cubs are going to the postseason this year, but that doesn't make them a postseason team. I blame Bleacher Jeff.
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She scored a perfect 100% on the IQ test, y'all.
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Norm Cruise
@normposter
Aug 26
For all intensive purposes, let's cut Candace a cake.
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This is PATHETIC behavior.
Tim Pool
@Timcast
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Its effectively the same I was out for a few days but that's it 6 full podcasts posted on X per week, shorts, clips, and 2.77m followers
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I've now lost 30 pounds since April. I gotta stop going to British casinos.
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I'm on the case 🩲🕵‍♂️
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They're calling it "Silent Hill n".
Manlet Thorin
@ManletThorin
Sep 24
“Let’s start with something simple. How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning?” “I-I don’t understand. I did have breakfast.”
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Try being a Dark Souls 2 fan, dumbass.
Timo
@TimoTweetss
Sep 24
wolverine might genuinely be the only game in history where people will harass, insult and attack you for liking it…
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"My mom has no hot water."
BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIE
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Becoming a marriage counselor and staring at my phone when the wife talks
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TAKE A SHAVE YOU INSUFFERABLE DISGUSTING CLOWN
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They're not gay. They are deeply-closeted.
. ݁⋆ sᥲrᥲh mᥲᥱ ✡︎ ꫂ᭪ ݁˖ . ݁@yukyuksgroupie
Sep 24
Replying to @normposter @nypost
I forget how gay middle aged men are for norm until I see one of your posts and look at the replies lmao
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU TAKE A BREATH OF AIR,
Kai Schwemmer
@KaiSchwemmer
Sep 24
Just a tip for any directors: if you want to make someone look bad/unlikeable, do not put them opposite of Bill Burr.
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"Put it in my ass, bub."
PlayStation
@PlayStation
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Players sunk their claws into Marvel's Wolverine around the world to celebrate its launch on PS5.
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God was cooking when He wrote this one.
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My mom loves this show. That's how I know it's really good.
Ted Lasso Is Life@TedLassoIsLife
Sep 24
5 years ago, Ted Lasso rickrolled us. ⠀ And gave us one of the show’s most heartwarming scenes. 💙❤️
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I'm having a blast.
Norm Cruise
@normposter
Sep 23
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