I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.
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A butterfly flaps its wings on the shores of the Chiang Jiang in China. A woman who bears a passing resemblance to Wendy Craig stumbles into a blackberry hedge. Is it a sign? No. She's been at the cider.
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To be fair to Trump, who amongst us can honestly say, we’ve never fantasised about a committed emergency worker pulling us off?
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"Deaf Power." 🙌
Hull City's Matt Crooks is the first Premier League footballer to have an interview with Sign Up fully in BSL 👏
📺 The first episode from our fourth season of Sign Up is live from 5.30pm this evening on TNT Sports and HBO Max.
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Breaking: Ratko Mladic, the Bosnian Serb general who was convicted of the killing of 8,000 Muslims at Srebrenica, has died.
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A few yrs before he died, the late, great Andrew Jennings introduced me to some of his most precious FIFA-related contacts, who knew ALL about FIFA corruption. One of them gave me documents (and proof) to remove Blatter's No2 Jerome Valcke as an industrial scale ticket tout 1/2
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Reminds me of the old adage that the eighth goal in a match is the most important.
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We’re now one game away from a remarkable double double. If (and it’s probably a 50-50 game) England beat Argentina, the last finals in the World Cup and European Championships in both men’s and women’s would all be England v Spain.
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Checkhov’s Balogun: Whenever an irregular, controversial Balogun is introduced into a story, at some point, that move will backfire.
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Well… they’re not wrong.
Red and white at Wembley 🔴⚪️
ALT An image of Flynn Downes applauding the Southampton fans following the semi-final win over Middlesbrough, wearing the red and white striped home shirt.
ALT Ryan Manning raises one arm in the air wearing the red and white striped home shirt.
ALT James Bree prepares to take a throw in during the semi-final win over Middlesbrough, wearing the red and white striped home shirt.
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Never could we lovers of the game have imagined an FA Cup final with over 200 outstanding charges.
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The football season is well and truly back evoking childhood memories of muddy knees, jumpers for goalposts and a fond yearning to visit Rwanda.
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Amazing that you can be convicted of 34 felony counts, keep delaying the court process and end up President. Truly is the land of opportunity. What a wonderful country. God bless America.
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Interesting tactics by Arsenal. If you love watching players sitting down on the ground, they’re the team for you.
#totalfootball
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