I love when good things happen to people who genuinely deserve them.

Ever since l've been eating with my own money i don't see the need to eat 3 times a day. I only eat when i get dizzy now.

People really be scrolling on social media with the sound on

Why is there always some type of delay when flying?? Either the flight itself is delayed, or you’re delayed to take off because too many planes are in line, or you’re delayed to land because a plane is at your gate. What is actually going on !

Yo & Yur, God is making an example out of me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

it’s elon mosque now

& yes, I will start claiming Michigan again

Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today." x.com/yashar/status/21173472…

I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭

you’re not ready for michigan arabs, respectfully

I am so happy that Bernie Sanders is with us today to be able to see the fruits of his labor. He cultivated a whole generation of young leaders through the movement he spawned who are now winning seats everywhere. And he gets to live to witness it. Thank you, Bernie.

I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga

Seeing this turnout really let’s me know how fucking useless you all were in 2024

Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.

Keisha Lance Bottoms has won the Georgia gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Rick Jackson. (via NBC) She becomes the first Black woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.

Everyone keeps saying they hate getting dark at 5 or 6. Well here’s Chicago at 4:40. And it just gets worse from here.

So glad we changed the clocks so there's sunlight at 6am when nobody is up instead of 6pm when everybody is!

Nobody: Me for the next week: it’s 4pm but it would actually be 5pm right now

I still loveee gender roles. There are certain things that I'm never doing.